Rex Quotes in Speed Racer (2008)


Rex Quotes:

  • Rex: [to Speed] Stop steering and start driving. This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.

  • Rex: [to young Speed, on the track at Thunderhead] Feel that shimmy? That's your hind legs trying to outrun your front.

    Young Speed: What do I do?

    Rex: Stop steering, and start driving.

  • Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?

    Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.

    Buzz: Excuse me.

    Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]

    Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.

    Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.

    Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.

    Woody: No, you can't.

    Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.

    Woody: Can't.

    Buzz: Can.

    Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!

    Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

    Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

    Buzz: All right then, I will.

  • Buzz: What's going on?

    Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.

    Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.

    [he looks through Lenny the binoculars]

    Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

    Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.

    Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...

    Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.

    Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?

    Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!

    Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!

  • Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

    Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

  • [watching guests arrive for Andy's party]

    Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

    Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.

    Rex: They're getting bigger...

    Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

    [boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]

    RexHammSlinky Dog: AAAAAHH!

  • Woody: Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?

    Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!

    Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.

    Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

    Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

    Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

  • Mr. Potato Head: [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?

    Rex: Everyone else was picked.

  • Slinky Dog: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.

    Rex: What is it Boy?

    R.C. the Race Car: [RC Whirrs his wheels]

    Mr. Potato Head: He says that this is *no* accident!

    Bo Peep: What do you mean?

    Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!

    [the toys all stare at Woody in shock]

    Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

    Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!

    Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.

    Slinky Dog: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

    Rex: [Nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

    Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?

    Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.

  • Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

  • Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...


    [Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]

    Rex: Oh, no!

    Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

    Hamm: Way to go, Rex!

    [moves forward]

    Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

    Hamm: He's putting them in backward!

    [to Mr. Potato Head]

    Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!


    [jumps down]

    Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

    [Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]

    Sergeant: ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!

    Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!

    [mayhem breaks out]

    Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

  • Woody: [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] Al lright, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

    Rex: [yells] Yes, yes! We promise!

    Woody: Okay! Save your batteries.

  • Buzz: [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!

    Rex: [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!

    Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy!

    Buzz: [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!

    Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

  • Slinky Dog: Woody? Where'd you go?

    Mr. Potato Head: He's lying, Buzz ain't there.

    [Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]

    Woody: Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there.

    Woody: [Intimidating Buzz' voice] Oh hi, how you doing?

    [the other toys from Andy's Room stare at Woody confused]

    Woody: You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now.

    Woody: [Imitating Buzz] You bet. To infinity and beyond!

    Woody: Gimme five!

    [Hi fives Buzz' severed arm and chuckles without the others knowing, as they look in amazement]

    Rex: Hey look, it is Buzz!

    Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along Woody! I never doubted you for a second.

    [to Mr. Potato Head]

    Slinky Dog: Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here.

  • Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

    Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

  • Lenny the Binoculars: Look. There's Woody and Buzz riding RC.

    [Barbie hold up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the Van]

    Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

    Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!

    Slinky Dog: I knew he was right all along!

  • Slinky Dog: It's Sid!

    Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!

    Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

    Rex: Oh no, not Sid!

  • Woody: Has everybody picked a moving buddy?

    Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious!

    Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!

    Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?

    [All laugh]

  • Slinky Dog: [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!

    Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

    [tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]

    Rex: Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!


    Rex: Where could he be?

  • [Deleted Scene]

    Sulley: [Calling out] Hey Ted, Good Morning.

    Rex: Rrroooaaarrr!

    Unknown Offscreen Character: Cut!

    [Camera pans out that Rex from the Toy Story Films, much larger, is standing right next to Mike and Sulley]

    Rex: How was that? Was I scary? Do I get the part? Can I do it again? I can be taller.

  • Rex: I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my Schnutz!

  • Rex: Ian, your 18 and you've never had A girlfriend. That's how people wind up getting gay, you know?

    Ian: I don't think that's really how it happens.

    Rex: Tell me how it happens expert, ya cock expert, ya cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?

    Ian: That's gross.

    Rex: You like em both don't you. It's like, sometimes tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock. Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.

    Ian: I don't know what you're talking about.

    Rex: You can't choose can you? Thats a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.

    Ian: No, you are, your talking about it.

    Rex: Why are you smiling at me, I'm serious. Don't fucking smile at me, I'll knock you out of the god damn earth. What does it taste like? What's it like when you take your mouth off of it and its like, you can see your reflection in that fucking cock. Smack you in the face a little bit, you don't like that?

    Ian: I don't eat

    [gets cut off]

    Ian: .

    Rex: Just like shiny, fucking stiff, throbbing, hot vascular mushroom head.

    Ian: Ya ya.

    Rex: Look, every guy has a fantasy about another guy, but you gotta bury that shit way down, this is America goddamnit.

    Ian: There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda...

    Rex: Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her?

    Ian: Um, on the, online.

    Rex: [Slams car breaks on] What? For fuck's sakes Ian, don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.


    Rex: But you'd love that wouldn't you, cuz your a homo!

  • Rex: [to Ian and Lance] For God's sake. You two little rump rangers couldn't wait five minutes?

  • Rex: [Lifts up the garage door, stopping below his neck without looking inside] Oh, fuck. I know you didn't take my car again. 'Cause you're a big giant pussy. That's right. I'm gonna lift up this door, and my big, fucking glorious bitchy Judge is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me. Or I am gonna have the fucking neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole.

    [Lifts up the door, sees the car is gone, proceeds to beat the garage door to death]

    Rex: He took my fucking baby. Cocksucker!

  • Rex: What smells like jizz?

  • Rex: [muffled] Holy fucking fuck-balls!

  • Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!

    [the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]

    Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!

  • Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!

    Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!

    Rex: Aah! I can't look!

    [as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]

    Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.

  • Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.

    Mr. Potato Head: What?

    RexHammSlinky Dog: Nineteen?

    Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.

    Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?

    Mr. Potato HeadRexHammSlinky Dog: No.

    Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?

    Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!

    Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

  • Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

  • Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.

    [Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]

    Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.

    Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.

    Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

  • [the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]

    Rex: Oh well.

    Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.

    RexSlinky DogMr. Potato HeadHamm: WHAT?

    Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.

    Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

    Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.

  • Rex: What happened?

    Mr. Potato Head: [in disbelief] Woody's been shelved!

  • Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.

    Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?

    Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

  • Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.

    [Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]

    Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!

    Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!

    Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.

  • [At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]

    Rex: No, no, no, no.

    Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.

    Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

    Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

    Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

    [gestures those buttons]

  • Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!

    Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!

    Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.

    Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!

    [Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]

    Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!

    Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?

    Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.

    [Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]

  • Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!

    [grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!

    Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!

    Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.

    [the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.

    [Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]

    Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?

    Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.

  • [Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]

    Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.

    Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.

    [Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]

    Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?

    Hamm: I can tell.

    [Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]

    Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!

    Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!

    [the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]

  • [the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]

    Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

    Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?

    Rex: What about me?

    Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

  • Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!

    [he trips and falls face first into the backseat]

    Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

  • [the toys have just arrived at the airport in the Pizza Planet truck, and parked against the pavement]

    Rex: Guys, we can't park here; it's a white zone.

  • [Woody goes to the yard sale with the help of Buster, Andy's dog, to rescue Wheezy]

    Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!

    Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.

    Rex: [yells] Don't do it, Woody! We love yooooou!

  • Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.

    [Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]

    Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.

    [Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]

    Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.

    Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.

    [Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]

    Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.

    Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.

    Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.

    [Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]

    Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.

    [pushes a toy car to the left]

    Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!

    [pushes the toy car right]

    Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!

    [Rex walks through, destroying their model]

    Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?

    Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!

    Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!

    Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!

  • Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.

    Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.

    Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.

    Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?

    Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.

    Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?

    Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.

    [turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]

    Woody: See, look, that's me!

    Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.

  • Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos

    [Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.

    [the other toys all look up at him shocked]

    Slinky Dog: Huh?

    Rex: What?

    Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: One!

    Hamm: He would.

    Hamm: Two!

    Slinky DogRexMr. Potato HeadHamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!

    [he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.

    [Turns off Belt]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.

    Slinky DogRexMr. Potato HeadHamm: [all moaning]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!

    Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

  • Rex: [as Al drives off] How are we gonna get him now?

    Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?

    [camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]

  • [Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]

    Rex: He didn't take the bag!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!

    [Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.

    [Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!

    Rex: Uh, Buzz?

    Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!

    [Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]

    Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?

    [Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]

    Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.

    [Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...

    [Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]

    Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!

    [Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]

  • [Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]

    Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.

    Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!

    Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.

    Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

    Hamm: Hey Buzz!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?

    [the car stops]

    Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.

    Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!

    Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?

    Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.

    Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!

    Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.

    [the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]

  • [the other toys start attacking the Roundup Gang, much to Woody's confusion]

    Woody: Look guys. You don't understand. They're my friends.

    Rex: Yeah! We're his friends.

    Woody: [Pointing at his Roundup Gang in the corner] No Rex, I mean *they're* my friends.

  • [Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]

    Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!

    [All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]

    Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.

    [the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]

    Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.

    Buzz LightyearBuzz Lightyear #2Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!

    [Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]

    Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.

  • [Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]

    Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.

    Hamm: The Chicken Man.

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

    Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

    Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.

    [the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]

    Slinky Dog: It's Woody

    Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?

    Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!

    Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.

    Rex: In *Japan*.

    [the toys all jump into Al's Bag]

    Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!

    [Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]

    Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!

  • Buster: Hey, aren't you a dinosaur?

    Rex: Why, yes. From tooth to toe, I am.

    Buster: Then, what are you doin' playing golf?

    Rex: I'm smart, Buster. I'm a smart dinosaur. But... I wasn't always.

    Buster: You weren't?

    Rex: Oh, no. I started off stupid and violent.

    Buster: You DID?

    Rex: This was a long time ago, you understand? A LONG time ago. I was a real terror then. I was a real animal. And I was hungry, ALL the time!

  • Louie: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Cecilia Nuthatch.

    Rex: The name's Rex. Nice to meet you.

    Cecilia: A pleasure Rex.


    Cecilia: Very nice to meet you.

    Dweeb: ...And I'm Dweeb! Hi!

    Cecilia: A pleasure, Dweeb.


    Cecilia: Very nice to meet you.

    Elsa: [chuckling] She's so well brought-up!

    Louie: Alright, break it up. Enough with the pleasantries...

  • Rex: I'm Rex. What's your name?

    Louie: I think it's Louie, but seeing you guys is giving me doubts about my brain.

  • Rex: Sorry about the way I acted. I was a real animal.

    Elsa: We all have regrets, Rex.

    Woog: Tell me about it. The things I've stepped on.

  • [Prof. Screweyes has just shown off his Fright Radio to the kids and the dinosaurs]

    Professor Screweyes: You see what they're most afraid of?

    Woog: No.

    Professor Screweyes: Monsters!

    Rex: Monsters?

    Professor Screweyes: You!

    Rex: Us?

    Dweeb: Us?

    Professor Screweyes: [holding out a jar of glowing pills] With a little help, yes.

    Cecilia: What's that?

    Professor Screweyes: It's Brain Drain, the remedy to my brother's goody-two-shoes breakfast cereal. It'll take you back. It'll make you monsters.

    Woog: But we don't want to be monsters.

    Rex: We're not taking anything. You can forget it.

    Professor Screweyes: All right, you're free. You can go. I can't stop you. But the kids... are mine.

  • Louie: Just get me to the circus and we'll say no more about it.

    [He starts walking as the dinosaurs follow him, Rex bumps his head on one of the construction devices with a clang]

    Rex: Ow! Ooh!

    Louie: Be careful, will ya? I can't be savin' ya every two minutes.

  • Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

  • Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back - AT ALL TIMES. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

    [points to Kip]

    Rex: [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

    Rex: [Points to a picture of a hulking, body builder woman on the wall] Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

  • Rex: Bow to your sen-sei.

    [Kip bows slightly]

    Rex: [shouts] Bow to your sen-sei!

  • Starla: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial] I don't feel comfortable reading this.

    Uncle Rico: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me?

    [Rex drives up outside the home]

    Uncle Rico: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink] You could be... somewhere around... here

    [positions the pots in front of her breasts]

    Rex: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy!

    [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]

  • [Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]

    Norah Jones: Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!

    [John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]

    Lori: Oh... my God.

    Rex: Holy... shit.

    [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]

    Ted: I gotta fuck her again.

    John: Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.

    [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]

    John: [singing off-key] All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...

    Ted: Still better than Katy Perry.

    John: [singing off-key] Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind /

    [raises voice]

    John: We move as one / We're an all-time high...

    Rex: You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance!

    [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]

    Angry fan: You're an asshole!

    [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]

    Norah Jones: Oh Jesus!

    [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]

  • [Rex escorts John to the second floor of his house, showing off all of his expensive memorabilia]

    Rex: This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at an auction.

    John: Wow, cool.

    Rex: Yeah, cool.

    [Pointing at boxing gloves on display]

    Rex: These boxing gloves worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.

    [Stops and points at abstract painting]

    Rex: This is art. Get it?

    [John shrugs]

    Rex: [Pointing at glasses on display] These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth like a million dollars.

    [pointing at a photo frame]

    Rex: That's me and Tom Skerritt. Oh, check this out.

    [They stop in front of a display]

    Rex: This is Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed. Every now and then, when life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here... and look at that. It reminds me that... things aren't so bad.

    John: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

    Rex: [Looks at John] Sometimes you don't.

    [They both walk to the bar]

    Rex: So, talk to me, Jonny Quest, how are things with you and Lori?

    John: You know, things are great, actually.

    Rex: Oh that's great. That is great.

    John: You know, uh, Lori would hate me for saying this, but, she told me how you are at the office. And as one gentleman to another, I just wanna say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

    Rex: [Giggles] Well, uh, let me, uh, let me get to clear the air a little. I mean, yeah, I'm kind of a fun time boss and whatnot. But look, man, I do that with everyone at the office. I'm a kook. I have no desires on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. You know, I think you're a great guy, and she's a very lucky girl.

    John: Well that's good to hear.

    Rex: Yeah.

  • [John gets a phone call from Ted]

    John: Excuse me.

    [Walks out of the bar as he answers his phone]

    John: Hey, Ted.

    Ted: Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here, man!

    John: Why? What's going on?

    Ted: Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here.

    John: What?

    Ted: Sam Jones, Flash Fucking Gordon is here.

    John: Holy shit! What?

    Ted: You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin. And who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here. And John, his hair is parted down the middle.

    John: Just like in the movie.

    Ted: Yes. Get over here, right now.

    John: [Whispers] Fuck, I can't! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation. I just... I can't.

    Ted: John, Flash Gordon was the most important figure of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word 'acting' apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.

    John: [Breathing heavily] I'm coming.

    [John runs back to the bar]

    John: Rex, I gotta go. Look, I'll be back in like 30 minutes, tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone. If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.

    Rex: I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.

    John: Alright, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you as a man. This is serious.

    Rex: Dude, one man to another, I got you on this.

    John: Thank you. I'll be back.

    [John runs out to Lori's car]

    Rex: I'm gonna have sex with your girlfriend.

  • [Chazz and Rex are testing Chris]

    Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

    Chris Moore: Lemmy.

    [Rex imitates a game show buzzer]

    Chris Moore: ... God?

    Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

  • Chazz: We got to send one person out.

    Pip: I'll go.

    Rex: One of the hostages, doof.

  • Rex: We're gonna take the cops up on those demands they wanted.

    Pip: We got a killer list goin'.

    Rex: Yeah, check it out. We ask for airplay and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.

    Chazz: Where'd this come from?

    Rex: Pip's idea.

    Chazz: Way to go, Pip.

  • [one of the list of demands]

    Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".

    Suzzi: The movie or the book?

    Rex: They made a book outta that?

  • [Rex is trying to teach Pip how to intimidate the hostages]

    Rex: [Punches Pip in the arm] I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.

    Pip: I'm gonna stab your heads off!

    Rex: [Prompting] With what? With what?

    Pip: [yells] With my DICK!

    Rex: Yeah!

    Pip: Yeah! And blood's gonna come out of your head! And there's nothing you can do about it! Cause I'm a MAD MAN! Heh heh.

  • [their first attempt at opening the back door fails]

    Pip: Oh, man! We almost got in. That's too bad. Let's get goin'.

    Rex: Hey, Pip, you backstabber, what, are you quittin' out on us?

    Pip: What? The door's locked!

    Rex: Aw, man, you're such a flake. You don't even care about this band, do you? You run around in your apartment all day in your fudgies.

    Pip: That's not true.

    Rex: It is, too. I always got to tell you to put pants on when somebody comes over.

    Pip: [yelling] He's making this up.

    Chazz: [yelling] Will you both shut up? Please, OK? You're brothers, all right. C'mon, man, we ain't locked out yet. Stay here, Pip.

    [Rex slaps Pip]

    Pip: [loudly] Ahh, you got a big mouth, man.

    Rex: Hey, Pip...

    [gives Pip the finger]

  • Ian: You're on the air!

    Butt-head: [on phone] Whoa! Am I on the air?

    Beavis: Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone.

    Ian: [to Beavis and Butt-head] What? Am I speaking English, what did I just say dipshit?

    Chazz: So, what do you guys want?

    Butt-head: You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right?

    Chazz: Yes.

    Butt-head: We saw you guys at The Wheel Well last month. You suck!

    Rex: Hey, come down here and say that, you punks!

    Chazz: Yeah, well, you can kiss my ass.

    Butt-head: Why don't you make the chicks get naked?

    Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Naked!

  • [after catching Pip and Suzzi having sex]

    Milo: Ahhhhh. You're screwing on my $1400 leather couch!

    Rex: What's with the scream fest... aw, Pip.

  • Pip: Man, Chazz is right. All we gotta do is make our own action, y'know?

    Rex: That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.

  • Rex: We've got all kinds of beer and shit in here.

  • Pip: This is never gonna work.

    Chazz: Pip, damn it, what is your problem?

    Pip: You remember that guy Doper Greg? Remember that guy, man? He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's face and try to make the thing watch cartoons with him all the time.

    Rex: So what? Will you shut up?

    Chazz: Just get to the point? What?

    Pip: Well, he won this radio giveaway, and when he went down to the station, they wouldn't let him in the building. It was, like, this total security building. They slid his tickets through this litle slot with, like, salad tong things.

    Chazz: Oh, so just because that anus couldn't get in, does that mean that we can't?

    Rex: Anybody gives us any static, I shove this in their face.

    Pip: [Rex holds up his plastic gun and fires it at Pip and Chazz, laughing] Ahhh.

    Pip: Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald.

    Rex: And then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in.

    Pip: Still got no hair on his balls, man.

  • [Chazz's tape, which Kayla had dropped in the middle of the road earlier, is now in bad shape]

    Chazz: Oh, whoa. What happened to this?

    Kayla: It fell off the nightstand.

    Chazz: [as he grabs the tape and looks at it] What did you do to my tape? Can we even play this?

    Rex: I don't know, maybe if I clean it up and re-spool it. Christ!

    Kayla: I came all the way down here just to bring that stupid tape.

    Rex: Yeah, and you took real good care of it, didn't you, Yoko?

  • Chazz: [Carl has grabbed Kayla and is trying to humiliate Chazz in front of the entire Audience by calling him "Chester"] Hey, you stay out of this and get your hands off her!

    Kayla: Why did he call you that?

    Carl Mace: There's a lot that Chester didn't tell you about, right, Chester?

    Rex: What's he talking about Chazz?

    Chazz: Um... Kayla, I...

    Chazz: It's... uh, he's... awww shit. Kayla, there's something I gotta tell ya. Um... I was a geek in high school. I had really short hair, I played "Dungeons and Dragons", I had a bug collection, I ate my Boogers. My name's not Chazz... it's Chester, and I understand if You don't love me, anymore.

    D & D Rocker: I played D & D, too!

    School Newspaper Rocker: I was editor of the school magazine!

    Corduroy Rocker: I used to wear corduroy pants!

    Masturbating Rocker: I used to masturbate... constantly!

    [His two friends start hitting him]

  • Rex: We're a band.

    Ian: [sarcastically] Of course, the Partridge Family. Which one of you is Laurie?

    [the band laughs at the comment]

    Ian: Get out.

  • Marcus: 22:23 White man with a gun. Same shit been happenin' to my people for 425-odd years.

    Pip: Hey, man, you like working here? We're down, man, Hendrix was god.

    Marcus: You wanna take a step back, man? You're standing on my dick!

    Pip: Yeah, I seen that Antrax and Public Enemy. That was outta control, together, man. Did you catch that one, G?

    Marcus: Don't call me G!

    Pip: What do you want me to call you? Hey, come on, man.

    Marcus: All right, that's it! l can't wait for you to put that gun down, cos when you do we're gonna throw down. That's right, we gonna get serious. Mano-a-swine.

    Rex: Just shut your pie-hole and keep working.

    Marcus: "Pie-hole." What's that, some kind of cracker slang?

  • Rex: You and I are descended from the great sheepdogs. We carry the bloodline of the ancient Bahou. We stand for something! And today I watched in shame as all that was betrayed.

    Fly: Rex, dear. He's just a little pig.

    Rex: All the greater the insult!

  • Fly: Rex? I know it was hard for you today, watching all that happening. But surely it's not worth all this misery. Please, dear. Not on such a beautiful night.

    Rex: You... put these ideas into his head, Two-faced traitorous WRETCH!

    [attacks Fly]

  • [Babe's first attempt to herd sheep just got him laughed at]

    Babe: This is ridiculous, Mum!

    Fly: Nonsense. It's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep; they're inferior.

    Babe: Oh, no, they're not.

    Fly: Of course they are. We are their masters, Babe. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you!

    Rex: Fly! Get the pig out of there!

    Fly: Make them feel inferior - abuse them, insult them.

    Rex: Fly!

    Babe: They'll laugh at me.

    Fly: Then bite them! Be ruthless. Whatever it takes, bend them to your will.

    Rex: Enough!

    Fly: Go on, go!

  • Old Ewe: We've got something here that might be of use to our pig.

    SheepSheepSheep: Password! Password!

    Old Ewe: Before we gives you anything, wolf, you'll be making us a solemn promise.

    Rex: Yes?

    Sheep: Treat us civil!

    Old Ewe: Yes, you gotta treat us nice-like.

    Rex: I'll try.

    Sheep: No biting!

    Old Ewe: That's right, wolf must avoid biting us sheep at all costs.

    Rex: All right. I'll try that too. I'll try.

    Old Ewe: But the most important of all, you must promise never ever to let this password we be about to give to be used against any sheep anywhere.

    Rex: I promise you that; I'll make make sure that the pig knows it too.

    Old Ewe: We have the promise!

    Sheep: 'Tis for Babe!

    Sheep: It's for his sake!

    Sheep: Maa would've wanted it.

    Old EweSheepSheepSheep: Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.

  • Miles Massey: All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy?

    [takes a drink of water]

    Freddy Bender: My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets.

    [Miles spits out some water]

    Miles Massey: Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we're dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with "Kershner"?

    Freddy Bender: "Kershner" does not apply.

    Miles Massey: Bring this to trial, we'll see if "Kershner" applies.

    Rex: What's "Kershner"?

    Miles Massey: Please, let me handle this.

    Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.

    Miles Massey: "Kershner" was in Kentucky?

    Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.

    Miles Massey: All right, Freddy, forget "Kershner". What's your bottom line?

    Freddy Bender: Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets.

    Miles Massey: What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten "Kershner"?

  • Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.

    Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.

  • Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.

    Rex: Is it possible?

    Miles Massey: It's a challenge.

  • Miles Massey: [of Rex's wife] Has she retained counsel?

    Rex: I don't know... She has Rottweilers.

    Miles Massey: Not a good sign.

  • Rex: I just love trains! I love trains!

  • Rex: Can't we have a civilized discussion about this?

    Marylin Rexroth: Our lawyers can.

  • Miles Massey: Please, sit. Relax. Consider this office your office, your haven, your war room for the duration of the campaign.

    Rex: Thank you.

    Miles Massey: Now, Sir... Tell me your troubles.

    Rex: Well...

  • Rex: [to the Baron] I'm not sick. You're the one who's sick.

  • Rex: [singing "I've Been Working on the Railroad" while bouncing on his bed with the Santa Fe Tarts] Can't you hear the whistle blowing, rise up early in the... muh!, muh!

    [clutches his chest and drops dead from a heart attack]

    Santa Fe Tart: [peering down at Rex's body] What's the matter, Rexy?

  • Rex: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

  • Rex: This is not a business, this is show business. Punching below the belt is not only all right, it's rewarded.

  • [Buddy has just chewed Guy out for giving him a packet of Equal when he asked for Sweet 'N' Low]

    Guy: Fuck! Fuck! That's it, I'm screwed. It's over.

    Rex: Ah, relax. He always does that. That's his thing. Tomorrow, he'll ask you for an Equal. You can't win. It's a lose-lose situation. The trick is to have everything ready.

  • London: You joking?

    Rex: Sorry.

    London: I've had pelvic exams that last longer than that.

  • GeorgeDonRex: Kick his ass Ben, Kick his ass Ben!

    Patty Winston: Shut up!

    GeorgeDonRex: Kick her ass then, Kick her ass then!

  • Rex: So, Jill, I... I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the way I acted when you broke up with me. I shouldn't have yelled at you like that. Or threw that hamburger at you.

  • Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion.

    Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum?

    Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories!

    [Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror]

  • Rex: Oh, fresh oysters. Hey, do you like oysters?

    Ralph: No, I don't really get in to putting slippery, slimy, disgusting, wet, living organisms in my mouth.

    Rex: I guess you don't eat pussy, then.

    [she walks away, Ralph follows after her]

    Ralph: I could.

  • Rex: Go fuck yourself, Matt, because she isn't going to.

  • Rex: [going outside] Hey, psycho! Come on in. It's nice in here. We got food. And women. One in particular you may be interested in.

  • Rex: [Matt pulls a gun out of the package] I know what this means. I know... fucking cocksuckers.

    [looks at the camera]

    Rex: I know what this means, fuck you. Do your fucking research okay, 'cos him doing that to himself was the best thing that ever fucking happened to me. Fuck you.

    [looks back at the others]

    Rex: What?

    Matt: [indicating the gun] I'll put this out of harm's way.

    [goes over to Rex]

    Matt: Come on, lets go upstairs.

    Rex: What? They think they can fuck with me now?

    Charlie: His dad, right?

  • Emma: The boy I was at school with killed his parents.

    Rex: No shit! What the hell happened there?

    Emma: He used a hammer. He beat them to death.

  • Rex: [looks at and talks to the camera] I'm here for the money. What's your excuse? What? You've got no life of your own? It's not real enough for you? No family? What is it? I pity you, you sad fuck.

  • Charlie: Do you think they're punishing us?

    Rex: Yeah. I don't know, maybe. Or, maybe we've been punishing ourselves.

  • Rex: [on website audition] Why should you pick me? I'm a fucking people-person.

  • Rex: [pretending the two dolls are Matt and Emma having sex] Oh Emma! Yes Matt? Oh Emma! Matt! Emma! Matt! Emma! Emma! Emma! Oh Emma! Oh Matt! Oh Emma! Oh Matt! Oh Matt, Matt wait, wait! What? What? Matt! What? That's my ass! I know Emma, I know!

    Matt: Grow up, Rex

    Rex: Don't gimme that nice-guy bullshit! You don't wanna fuck? Don't gimme that nice-guy thing! Oh Matt... Matt! You... You don't have a dick! Why don't you have... You don't have a... a dick?

  • Rex: I think we just missed the rapture.

  • Rex: That's Danny - it looks like he's got himself a brain tumor.

  • Wendy: What happens if one of those pledges goes to the police?

    Rex: Oh... then they're out O.U.T besides what it can really be charged me? Practical joking?

  • [first lines]

    'Captain' Jackson: You're that FBI agent.

    Adam Riley: Former FBI agent.

    'Captain' Jackson: [laughs] That's funny. You don't look like a domestic terrorist.

    [speaks in loud voice to Rex]

    'Captain' Jackson: Does this man look like a domestic terrorist to you, Rex?

    Rex: NO SIR!

    'Captain' Jackson: You know, Rex, what we have here is a travesty of justice. You speak your mind and look at what they do to you.

    Rex: Yes, sir.

    'Captain' Jackson: Yeah, well one day. "My time is in your hands. Deliver me from my enemies, and those that pursue me." Ain't that right, brother?

    Adam Riley: Amen.

    'Captain' Jackson: Amen.

  • Rex: Anybody want to get a bite to eat after this?

  • Rex: Must get lonely riding out there all alone.

    Joshua: I got my horse.

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