Reverend Quotes in 10 (1979)

[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts]

Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

Dizzy: [stealing the mic from the Gospel preacher] Ladies and gentleman! Brothers and sisters! I'd like to talk to you all about sex! The devil's middle name, sex! You know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? Being me. Can I get an amen?

Nora: Amen!

Dizzy: You wanna talk about some pain? Lemme hear ya! You wanna talk about pain?

Gospel Singer: That boy's got the spirit.

Reverend: He's an idiot.

Dizzy: If ever a member of the opposite sex ever told you you are not her type...

Crowd: AMEN!

Dizzy: Let me hear you shout amen-ah! If you ever had duct tape-ah ripped off-ah your naked buttocks-ah...

Crowd: AMEN!

Dizzy: Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!

Reverend: Leave this boy, devil man! Go now, Satan, take the serpent's voices with ya! I command you to come out of this boy! Come on out of this boy! God said it! Come on out of this boy!

Reverend: Squirrel, we've missed you in church these past few years.

Reverend: Help me... nail that board to the wall!