Retarded Taliban Quotes in Postal (2007)
Retarded Taliban Quotes:
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Mohammed: It's unfortunate that the desperate nature of our situation forces one of us to hug the martyrdom once more to fight and defeat the infidels. Well, who of us will have the honor today?
Taliban: How about you, Mohammed? You are more than worthy!
Mohammed: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. And I would like to do it. I would like to do it, believe me. Nobody in the world would like to do it more than me. But unfortunately Osama has forbid it me.
Taliban: How about Abdul?
[points to the retarted Taliban]
Mohammed: Ah, a good idea. A very good idea. Genius! But of course he has to agree. So... Abdul, if you don't want to be blown into tiny little pieces, hold up your hand, hop on one foot and sing "Freebird".
Retarded Taliban: Uh... uh...
Mohammed: Abdul, it is!
[the other Talibans applaud]
Retarded Taliban: Uh...?
Mohammed: Now, if we just had Osama. Does anyone know where the fuck he is?
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Characters on Postal (2007)
- Uncle Dave
- Uwe Boll
- Old Lady in Audience
- Officer Greg
- Officier John
- Blither
- Recorder
- Osama bin Laden
- Official Licenced Krotchy Doll
- Mohammed
- Mob Member
- Vince Desiderio
- Verne Troyer
- Super-Impose
- Mob Leader
- Nassira
- Habib
- Asif
- Nabi
- Official Licensed Krotchy Doll
- Candidate Wells
- Morning show host Bob
- Harry the Wheelchair Guy
- Panhandler
- Bitch
- Ass-Kissing Employee
- George W. Bush
- Taliban
- D.O.O.M. member
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Other Talibans
- Reporter Gayle
- Security Guard #1
- Election Poster
- Sign on door to Taliban hide-out
- Speaker
- Mitzi