Restaurant manager Quotes in Killer Bean Forever (2009)

Restaurant manager: [Restaurant manager turns toward the kitchen and yells to the chef, attempting to provoke him into anger against a patron, Jet Bean] He say your food taste like asscrack.

Restaurant Manager: [Selby is smoking at a restaurant] This is a no-smoking area. You're gonna have to put the cigarette out.

Aileen: What are you doin, man, you gonna sing us a song or what?

Restaurant Manager: [Reaching for Selby's cigarette] Let me have that

Aileen: [Pushing his arm away and shoving him into a table] Get your fuckin' hands off her, you piece of shit! If she wants to smoke, she's gonna smoke, alright? We're payin' fuckin' customers here!

[to the other restaurant employees]

Aileen: What? What'cha got? Huh? Wanna bring it on?

[She grabs Selby and starts to leave]

Aileen: Yeah, y'all better watch your fuckin' food cuz there was a fuckin' cockroach in mine size like this. This is not how you run a fuckin' establishment man.

Restaurant Manager: Sir, the bathroom was just torn apart.

Barry: [nervously] Yeah.

Restaurant Manager: Did you do it?

Barry: No.

Restaurant Manager: You didn't just smash up the bathroom?

Barry: No.

Restaurant Manager: Well, who did?

Barry: [pretends to think] I don't know.

Restaurant Manager: Sir, your hand is bleeding.

Barry: I cut myself.

Restaurant Manager: How?

Barry: On my knife.

[beat]

Barry: What? What?

Restaurant Manager: Sir, your hand is bleeding.

Barry: I know.

Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Barry: Yeah, but I didn't do anything.

Restaurant Manager: Sir, I've got no way to prove you've smashed up the bathroom.

Barry: I didn't do that. I didn't.

Restaurant Manager: Look, I'm gonna have to ask you to go.

Barry: Okay, I didn't...

Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Barry: All right, please don't do this to me.

Restaurant Manager: Sir, I'm gonna call the police.

Barry: All right. Look, can I just stay?

Restaurant Manager: Sir, I'm gonna crack your fucking head open. Get out of here.

Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna crack your fucking skull.

[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]

Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.

Restaurant Manager: Hey, wait! I think you forgot something.

Harmony Star: Oh, no, mister, it's not me, it's my brother. He does this to me ALL the time. He takes me out, and he says he's got the money, and then we eat, and he says he's gotta go to the bathroom and he sneaks out just before the check comes in! And I'm left there with no money and this stupid look on my face, but I swear it won't happen again, so just let me go this one time, mister, OK?

Restaurant Manager: Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

Harmony Star: I swear, it's true! Oh, hey, look, it's my brother! See? There he is! Hey, Tommy!

[runs away when the manager turns to look]