Reno Quotes in Fainaru fantajî sebun adobento chirudoren (2005)

Reno: [brushes himself off] Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.

Loz: HEY!

Yazoo: I will not have you refer to mother that way!

Loz: YOU MEANIE!

Rude: Our apologies

Reno: Your ma's cool. What the hell am I saying!

[Reno gets locked outside]

Reno: Okay. So you're good.

Rude: [comes through the door, pulling on his gloves]

Reno: [from outside] Yeah Rude. Lookin' sharp!

Rude: [flips open his nightstick]

Cloud: [aim's buster sword for Rude's neck]

Rufus Shinra: Good... You fight like the SOLDIER you once claimed to be... You haven't lost your touch...

Yazoo: Are we having fun yet?

Reno: The time of my *life*!

Reno: And what are we up to?

Yazoo: We know, Mother is here.

Rude: Oh, yeah?

Loz: Yeah, this thing... monument thing... Shinra made it.

Reno: Oh, no, you're just too clever

Rude: Except, you're wrong.

Reno: And wherever she is, we just don't know.

Yazoo: What, the pions aren't trusted?

Loz: Mother will know. When she gets here, she'll decide what's best. Now, where is Mother?

Reno: [brushes himself off] Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.

Loz: Hey!

Yazoo: I will not have you refer to Mother that way.

Loz: You meanie!

Rude: ...Our apologizes.

Reno: You're ma's cool... what the hell am I saying?

[Cloud enters Reno's house. They immediately attack each other. Reno lunges, Cloud sidesteps and Reno flings himself out the door. Cloud slams it shut]

Reno: Okay. So, you're good.

Cloud: [Locks the door]

Cloud: Tifa, I'm not fit to help anyone. Not my family, not my friends, nobody.

Tifa Lockhart: [sighs] Dilly-dally, shilly-shally... Dilly-dally, shilly-shally!

Reno: I think she wants you to move on, man.

Reno: Hey, partner...

[points at bomb in hand]

Reno: This thing... uh... got any bite to it?

Rude: Shin-Ra technology at its finest.

Reno: Oh, so you made it?

Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy.

Reno: Oh, good...

Rude: You love it, I know.

Reno: Looks like today we're clockin' out early.

[Reno gets locked outside]

Reno: Okay. So you're good.

Rude: [comes through the door, pulling on his gloves]

Reno: [from outside] Yeah Rude. Lookin' sharp!

Rude: [flips open his nightstick]

Cloud: [aim's buster sword for Rude's neck]

Rufus Shinra: Good... You fight like the SOLDIER you once claimed to be... You haven't lost your touch...

Reno: [from outside] I'm still out here.

Reno: [on seeing Bahamut] Hello.

Rude: Hell no.

Reno: Is it after us?

Rude: I'm not looking.

[first lines]

Reno: Where is Hudson Saanteek?

New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?

Reno: I'll tell you later.

Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.

Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.

Perfect Tommy: Emilio Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?

Buckaroo Banzai: You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.

Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.

Perfect Tommy: So was Mr. Wizard.

Artie: I don't care if you drove through a mountain in Texas. This is New Jersey, and when you play my... when you play my joint, you're just another act. I want some music out'a you characters!

Reno: You want it, Artie? You got it.

Reno: [to Sharpy and Herb] You see, boys? He's a fanatic. He won't talk to me.

[He slugs Bailey]

Herb: Take it easy, Reno. You trying to kill him? He's gotta be in condition to talk.

Reno: The guy's a fanatic. You can't talk to fanatics. Fanatics won't talk!