Renée Quotes in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

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Renée Quotes:

  • Charlie Swan: Are those graduation caps?

    Renée: Huh... How creative!

    Charlie Swan: Or weird.

  • Renée: Alice? Bella?

    Bella Swan: In here, mom.

    Renée: [sees Bella ready for her wedding] Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful! Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara.

    [gets Kleenex from Alice]

    Renée: Thanks! Charlie, get in here!

    Charlie Swan: You sure? I don't wanna.

    [to Bella's surprise]

    Charlie Swan: I know, I look hot.

    Renée: We thought you needed something blue.

    Charlie Swan: And something old besides your mother.

    Renée: Nice.

    Charlie Swan: It was Grandma Swan's.

    Renée: But we added the sapphires.

    Bella Swan: It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much.

    [gives hairpiece to Alice]

    Renée: It's your first family heirloom. Pass onto your daughter, and her daughter.

    Bella Swan: Mom, I love it.

  • Renée: [after getting Bella and Edwards wedding invitation] Phil, It's happening!

  • Renee: Shut up. I love your penis.

  • Ellis: I'm not dead, you know.

    Renee: Okay. Me, either.

  • Renee: I thought every guy had, like, a dyke fetish.

  • Dan Saxon: He saved my life.

    Renee: He saved Sid's life. Can you even tell the difference anymore?

  • Renee: [to Dan] You can't tell the knife from the fuckin' wound anymore.

  • Renee: You look bored. Don't let me keep you.

    Henri Husson: One's never bored in a bar, unlike in a church, alone with one's own soul.

  • Henri Husson: You should see a specialist about your obsessions.

    Renee: He's rich and idle. Those are his two main illnesses.

    Henri Husson: Don't forget the hunt. I also have a special weakness for the poor. I think of them when it snows, with no fur coats, no hope, no nothing.

  • Pierre Serizy: [referring to Husson] I like him. He's amusing.

    Séverine Serizy: He's strange.

    Renee: Worse than that.

  • Renee: You remember Henriette?

    Séverine Serizy: Yes, very well.

    Renee: It seems - she's turning tricks.

    Séverine Serizy: What?

    Renee: In one of those houses. They say she's there several days a week. Can you believe it? Henriette! Of course, that's all so far from your world. But, can you imagine? A woman like you or me? Can you see her going with just anybody? In those places you don't get to choose. Old or not, lousy looking or not. Even with a man you love it can be unpleasant.

  • Eve Stephens: I need you desperately.

    Renee: [chuckles] Let's see... uh, we met in an elevator, right? We had two drinks, went back to my place and had great sex. You had five orgasms, I only had three. And now you are so desperate to see me?

    Eve Stephens: [sits down] Very desperate... doctor.

    Renee: Well uh... I'm sorry what was your last name?

    Eve Stephens: Stephens.

    Renee: Miss Stevens, right. In my professional opinion, you are a deeply compulsive, highly neurotic, extremely co-dependent woman who more then likely loves too much... or too little. I can't remember which.

    Eve Stephens: [sarcastic] Finally someone understands me!

  • Ian: Renee, hand us the bucket.

    Renee: Fuck off.

    Ian: Thank you. That's very helpful of you.

  • Ian: I'm just saying I know what the worst could be.

    Renee: Oh, yeah? What's that?

    Ian: Well, this thing can get up to about 250 degrees. Do you want to risk that? Do you want your skin to fucking melt?

  • Renee: I guess we're gonna party like a bunch of pagans tonight, then.

    Michael: I'm about to fuck you like a pagan tonight.

  • Renee: The remaining zombies are attacking Bigfoot!

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