Renée Quotes in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Renée Quotes:
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Charlie Swan: Are those graduation caps?
Renée: Huh... How creative!
Charlie Swan: Or weird.
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Renée: Alice? Bella?
Bella Swan: In here, mom.
Renée: [sees Bella ready for her wedding] Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful! Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara.
[gets Kleenex from Alice]
Renée: Thanks! Charlie, get in here!
Charlie Swan: You sure? I don't wanna.
[to Bella's surprise]
Charlie Swan: I know, I look hot.
Renée: We thought you needed something blue.
Charlie Swan: And something old besides your mother.
Renée: Nice.
Charlie Swan: It was Grandma Swan's.
Renée: But we added the sapphires.
Bella Swan: It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much.
[gives hairpiece to Alice]
Renée: It's your first family heirloom. Pass onto your daughter, and her daughter.
Bella Swan: Mom, I love it.
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Renée: [after getting Bella and Edwards wedding invitation] Phil, It's happening!
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Renee: Shut up. I love your penis.
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Ellis: I'm not dead, you know.
Renee: Okay. Me, either.
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Renee: I thought every guy had, like, a dyke fetish.
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Dan Saxon: He saved my life.
Renee: He saved Sid's life. Can you even tell the difference anymore?
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Renee: [to Dan] You can't tell the knife from the fuckin' wound anymore.
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Renee: You look bored. Don't let me keep you.
Henri Husson: One's never bored in a bar, unlike in a church, alone with one's own soul.
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Henri Husson: You should see a specialist about your obsessions.
Renee: He's rich and idle. Those are his two main illnesses.
Henri Husson: Don't forget the hunt. I also have a special weakness for the poor. I think of them when it snows, with no fur coats, no hope, no nothing.
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Pierre Serizy: [referring to Husson] I like him. He's amusing.
Séverine Serizy: He's strange.
Renee: Worse than that.
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Renee: You remember Henriette?
Séverine Serizy: Yes, very well.
Renee: It seems - she's turning tricks.
Séverine Serizy: What?
Renee: In one of those houses. They say she's there several days a week. Can you believe it? Henriette! Of course, that's all so far from your world. But, can you imagine? A woman like you or me? Can you see her going with just anybody? In those places you don't get to choose. Old or not, lousy looking or not. Even with a man you love it can be unpleasant.
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Eve Stephens: I need you desperately.
Renee: [chuckles] Let's see... uh, we met in an elevator, right? We had two drinks, went back to my place and had great sex. You had five orgasms, I only had three. And now you are so desperate to see me?
Eve Stephens: [sits down] Very desperate... doctor.
Renee: Well uh... I'm sorry what was your last name?
Eve Stephens: Stephens.
Renee: Miss Stevens, right. In my professional opinion, you are a deeply compulsive, highly neurotic, extremely co-dependent woman who more then likely loves too much... or too little. I can't remember which.
Eve Stephens: [sarcastic] Finally someone understands me!
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Ian: Renee, hand us the bucket.
Renee: Fuck off.
Ian: Thank you. That's very helpful of you.
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Ian: I'm just saying I know what the worst could be.
Renee: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Ian: Well, this thing can get up to about 250 degrees. Do you want to risk that? Do you want your skin to fucking melt?
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Renee: I guess we're gonna party like a bunch of pagans tonight, then.
Michael: I'm about to fuck you like a pagan tonight.
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Renee: The remaining zombies are attacking Bigfoot!
-- Renée
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