Reinhardt Quotes in Blade II (2002)

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Reinhardt Quotes:

  • Reinhardt: [after Blade beats an entire squad] Hmm. Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "Want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself."

    [he unsheathes Blade's sword]

    Reinhardt: He also said...

    [he suddenly lunges with the sword. Blade traps it between his hands]

    Blade: Can you blush?

    [disarms Reinhardt, catches the sword, and slices Reinhardt in half]

  • Reinhardt: Hey, uh, me and the gang were wondering...

    [whispers something with his hand covering his mouth]

    Blade: What was that?

    [Reinhardt removes his hand and leans in]

    Reinhardt: Can you blush?

  • [as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain]

    Whistler: Let's go.

    Chupa: You won't pass for one of us. No way.

    Whistler: Like I give a shit.

    Blade: No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.

    Whistler: So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.

    Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.

    [Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes]

    Blade: Keep pushing, asshole.

    [disarms bomb]

  • Reinhardt: [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.

    Whistler: Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?

    Chupa: [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles] Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.

  • [as Blade scans the crowd of vampires]

    Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy.

    [he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun]

    Chupa: He's got you.

    [Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs. Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."]

  • [Priest has been bitten by Reapers, and is screaming to the highest corners of Hell]

    Blade: How long since he's been bitten?

    Asad: About twenty minutes.

    Chupa: His skin is fucking burning!

    Blade: He's already starting to change.

    Reinhardt: [Priest keeps screaming] Will someone just shut him the fuck up?

    [Chupa puts his gun to Priest's chest]

    Priest: [in vampire language] Kill me now, Chupa!

    Chupa: [in vampire language] A man without fear...

    [shoots him six times through the chest but it doesn't kill him]

    Asad: Hold on. Hold him, Chupa!

    Reinhardt: Come on, man, just put him out of his fucking misery!

    [Snowman pulls his sword]

    Nyssa: Don't you get it? You can't finish him that way!

    [Snowman tosses his sword to Reinhardt who cuts off the top of Priest's head, without effect]

    Blade: Move.

    [the Bloodpack moves. Blade shoots holes in the wall, letting in beams of sunlight]

    Reinhardt: Back off!

    [Priest's body burns]

  • [after Blade goads Reinhardt, Reinhardt attacks him. Blade seizes him in an armlock, then plants a miniature explosive device onto the back of his head]

    Blade: Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head. Silver Nitrate.

    [to the Bloodpack]

    Blade: Rigged to go off if anybody tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me.

    [to Reinhardt]

    Blade: And you, if you so much as look at me wrong...

    [wrenches his arm]

    Reinhardt: AH!

    Blade: Whew!

    [to the Bloodpack]

    Blade: From now on, we work as a unit.

  • Chupa: Let me ask one question... how the hell we gonna find these Reapers?

    Blade: We won't have to. They'll come to us.

    [Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face]

    Chupa: [coughs] What is this shit?

    Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're gonna key to it.

    Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?

  • Reinhardt: [while being overrun by Reapers] You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!

  • Reinhardt: [over two way, after the silver bullets have no affect on Reapers] Silver don't do jack shit man, don't waste the bullets!

    Chupa: Motherfucker.

    Reinhardt: You hear me Chupa?

    Chupa: Say cheese!

    [shoots Reaper rapidly]

  • Harry Palmer: Oh, by the way, is old Klaus Burger still alive?

    Reinhardt: The forger?

    Harry Palmer: Yeah, the forger.

    Reinhardt: I'd like to run you out of Berlin, Palmer! You and MI5 and the Deuxième Bureau and the CIA and the rest of them. Then I can do my job instead of providing work for every forger, confidence man, thief, and murderer in this town!

    Harry Palmer: Oh, I agree, I agree, I agree. But... is old man Klaus still alive?

  • Harry Palmer: Inspector Reinhardt - do you find me physically attractive? Irresistible? I mean, if you saw me in the street, would you throw yourself at my feet?

    Reinhardt: Corporal Palmer...

    Reinhardt: [examines the Dorf passport given him by Palmer] Oh ja, I was told about Dorf, but I didn't know it was you... I should have guessed - so crooked, they had to put you in Intelligence.

    Harry Palmer: It was my sex appeal, actually.

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