Reinhardt Quotes in Blade II (2002)
Reinhardt Quotes:
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Reinhardt: [after Blade beats an entire squad] Hmm. Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "Want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself."
[he unsheathes Blade's sword]
Reinhardt: He also said...
[he suddenly lunges with the sword. Blade traps it between his hands]
Blade: Can you blush?
[disarms Reinhardt, catches the sword, and slices Reinhardt in half]
-- Reinhardt -
Reinhardt: Hey, uh, me and the gang were wondering...
[whispers something with his hand covering his mouth]
Blade: What was that?
[Reinhardt removes his hand and leans in]
Reinhardt: Can you blush?
-- Reinhardt -
[as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain]
Whistler: Let's go.
Chupa: You won't pass for one of us. No way.
Whistler: Like I give a shit.
Blade: No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.
Whistler: So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.
Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.
[Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes]
Blade: Keep pushing, asshole.
[disarms bomb]
-- Reinhardt -
Reinhardt: [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.
Whistler: Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?
Chupa: [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles] Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.
-- Reinhardt -
[as Blade scans the crowd of vampires]
Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy.
[he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun]
Chupa: He's got you.
[Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs. Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."]
-- Reinhardt -
[Priest has been bitten by Reapers, and is screaming to the highest corners of Hell]
Blade: How long since he's been bitten?
Asad: About twenty minutes.
Chupa: His skin is fucking burning!
Blade: He's already starting to change.
Reinhardt: [Priest keeps screaming] Will someone just shut him the fuck up?
[Chupa puts his gun to Priest's chest]
Priest: [in vampire language] Kill me now, Chupa!
Chupa: [in vampire language] A man without fear...
[shoots him six times through the chest but it doesn't kill him]
Asad: Hold on. Hold him, Chupa!
Reinhardt: Come on, man, just put him out of his fucking misery!
[Snowman pulls his sword]
Nyssa: Don't you get it? You can't finish him that way!
[Snowman tosses his sword to Reinhardt who cuts off the top of Priest's head, without effect]
Blade: Move.
[the Bloodpack moves. Blade shoots holes in the wall, letting in beams of sunlight]
Reinhardt: Back off!
[Priest's body burns]
-- Reinhardt -
[after Blade goads Reinhardt, Reinhardt attacks him. Blade seizes him in an armlock, then plants a miniature explosive device onto the back of his head]
Blade: Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head. Silver Nitrate.
[to the Bloodpack]
Blade: Rigged to go off if anybody tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me.
[to Reinhardt]
Blade: And you, if you so much as look at me wrong...
[wrenches his arm]
Reinhardt: AH!
Blade: Whew!
[to the Bloodpack]
Blade: From now on, we work as a unit.
-- Reinhardt -
Chupa: Let me ask one question... how the hell we gonna find these Reapers?
Blade: We won't have to. They'll come to us.
[Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face]
Chupa: [coughs] What is this shit?
Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're gonna key to it.
Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?
-- Reinhardt -
Reinhardt: [while being overrun by Reapers] You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!
-- Reinhardt -
Reinhardt: [over two way, after the silver bullets have no affect on Reapers] Silver don't do jack shit man, don't waste the bullets!
Chupa: Motherfucker.
Reinhardt: You hear me Chupa?
Chupa: Say cheese!
[shoots Reaper rapidly]
-- Reinhardt -
Harry Palmer: Oh, by the way, is old Klaus Burger still alive?
Reinhardt: The forger?
Harry Palmer: Yeah, the forger.
Reinhardt: I'd like to run you out of Berlin, Palmer! You and MI5 and the Deuxième Bureau and the CIA and the rest of them. Then I can do my job instead of providing work for every forger, confidence man, thief, and murderer in this town!
Harry Palmer: Oh, I agree, I agree, I agree. But... is old man Klaus still alive?
-- Reinhardt -
Harry Palmer: Inspector Reinhardt - do you find me physically attractive? Irresistible? I mean, if you saw me in the street, would you throw yourself at my feet?
Reinhardt: Corporal Palmer...
Reinhardt: [examines the Dorf passport given him by Palmer] Oh ja, I was told about Dorf, but I didn't know it was you... I should have guessed - so crooked, they had to put you in Intelligence.
Harry Palmer: It was my sex appeal, actually.
-- Reinhardt
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