Regan Quotes in Government Agents vs Phantom Legion (1951)

Cady: Say... somebody put whitewash in your radiator, then opened the pep cock... probably figured to trail you here.

Regan: Watch that door - I'll put a gag on the girl...

Regan: [to Fulton] Why, you dribblin' young pup - I'll break you in two!

Regan: Okay, how much money do you guys have?

Katie: I have 5 maxed out credit cards!

Gena: I have a twen... actually I ripped it. I got nothing.

Regan: Well, that sums up your lives.

Gena: [seeing the torn wedding dress out in the open] What are you doing? Why do you have the baby out of the garbage bag?

Regan: I'm matching the thread color to the dress.

Gena: [mockingly] Uh, it's a wedding dress. I think maybe it's white.

Katie: Oh, actually, it's ivory.

Regan: Actually, it's pearl.

Gena: OK. You know what? Knowing stuff like that does not make you guys cool. It makes you...

Regan: Amazing?

Katie: Gorgeous?

Regan: Incredible?

Katie: God blessed me with perfect tits, it's only right that people should know that?

Gena: I was gonna say it makes you stupid.

Regan: [whispers] Call me.

Trevor: [whispers] Come to the bathroom.

Regan: [whispers] Oh, fuck off!

Regan: last lines:

[whispers]

Regan: Call me.

Trevor: [whispers] Come to the bathroom.

Regan: [whispers] Oh, fuck off!

Regan: [Regan and Trevor are having sex in the bathroom] Ah! Harder! Harder!

Trevor: Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!

Regan: Yeah, you shut the fuck up!

Trevor: Yeah, shut the fuck up cunt!

[Trevor pushes Regan harder]

Regan: [Phone rings] Shit! Shit, shit. Fuck, shit, shit!

Regan: [Regan opens the phone] Hey!

Gena: Hey.

Regan: Hey, this is Becks.

Gena: Can you come to my room?

Regan: Oh yeah! I'm not doing anything.

Gena: We need to talk.

Regan: Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. Uh, give me a couple minutes.

Gena: Okay.

Regan: Ok, bye!

Regan: [Regan starts to moan] Don't cum on my dress.

Trevor: Horny bitch!

Psychiatrist: Is there someone inside you?

Regan: Sometimes.

Psychiatrist: Who is it?

Regan: I don't know.

Psychiatrist: Is it Captain Howdy?

Regan: I don't know.

Psychiatrist: If I ask him to tell me, will you let him answer?

Regan: No.

Psychiatrist: Why not?

Regan: I'm afraid.

Regan: You're going to die up there.

Chris MacNeil: What are you doing here?

Regan: My bed was shaking. I can't get to sleep.

Chris MacNeil: [as the Ouija planchette pulls away] You really don't want me to play, huh?

Regan: No, I do. Captain Howdy said no.

Chris MacNeil: Captain who?

Regan: Captain Howdy.

Chris MacNeil: Who's Captain Howdy?

Regan: You know, I make the questions and he does the answers.

Chris MacNeil: Oh, Captain Howdy...

Regan: Mother? What's wrong with me?

Chris MacNeil: It's just like the doctor said. It's nerves, and that's all. You just take your pills and you'll be fine, really. Okay?

Regan: But ya like him.

Chris MacNeil: Of course I like him. I like pizzas, too, but I'm not gonna marry one.

Regan: Captain Howdy, do you think my mom's pretty?... Captain Howdy?... Captain Howdy, that isn't very nice!

Chris MacNeil: Well, maybe he's sleeping.

Regan: I heard... differently.