Reese Quotes in The Dark Knight (2008)

Reese: They're trying to kill me!

Lt. James Gordon: Well, maybe Batman will save you.

Lewis: For fuck's sake! I can swim faster than this! Am I right?

Reese: Heard that...

Lewis: One man and a kid? You've got to be fucking joking! This all the rebels they put up?

Reese: I'm not liking it.

En-Joo: You're in the jungle, pus-nuts. There's nothing to like.

Reese: I know I'm just a white-trash grunt, but I can count. Fuck fucking with a hundred strong!

En-Joo: [at the singing Reese] Hey! Knock that shit off!

Reese: En-Joo don't like the arts?

Diaz: En-Joo don't like shit.

En-Joo: I like your sister, Diaz.

Diaz: She's got a thing for retards.

Judge Zane: Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly. Fighting in a public establishment. Urinating on a police vehicle?

Highway: Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir.

Judge Zane: Just because there's no war going on does not give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. Now I'm taking into account your excellent military record and your commitment to the security of this great nation. But this is your last chance. One hundred dollar fine. Next!

Highway: [as he's leaving the courtroom] Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?

Reese: [outside the courtroom] Who the hell do you think you are? Pissin' on my squad car. You think you can break our rules and then just walk away? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons. Take a look at that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's ancient fucking history. You know, one of these Saturday nights you're going to be puking blood in some alley and you're going to look up and see me standing there. Then we'll see.

Highway: Keep dreaming, shit ball.

Reese: You're gonna pay full price rummy. I don't believe in no serviceman's discounts.

Highway: Too bad, your old lady does.

Reese: You know one of these days you'll be puking blood in some alley and you're going to look up and see me standing there!

Highway: Keep dreaming, shitball!

Reese: You're going to pay full price Rummy! I don't give no serviceman's discount!

Highway: That's too bad, your old lady does.

[Reese and Floyd are trying to get a lynch mob together after Stoddard kills Valance]

Tom Doniphon: Can't a man have a drink around this town in peace?

[grabs Floyd and throws him through the door]

Reese: No one's bothering you, Doniphon.

Tom Doniphon: *You* are.

[Reese goes for his gun, and Doniphon decks him]

Tom Doniphon: Marshal! What are you gettin' paid for? Drag this scum out of here.

Link Appleyard: You heard him! Now, Kaintuck and High Pockets, I deputize you to give a hand and drag this scum out of here!

Kaintuck: Give me that b-b-b-bung st-st-starter!

[grabs Reese and hauls him out]

Link Appleyard: You tell those ranchers north of the Picketwire that hired you that me, Link Appleyard, run you out of town, and I'll do it again if you ever come back!

Reese: Subject in transit. Has changed his shoes. Riding a bicycle. Ten-speed, I suspect.

[after having all his teeth yanked out without anesthetic]

Reese: [slurringly] Do you have some aspirin?

Reese: Why can't we go, Bone? Why can't we?

Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: 'Cause it ain't for children.

Reese: You made him mad, Bone. You better be careful.

Reese: Urban legend, my ass.

Reese: [after Amy shoots Professor Solomon] That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman.

Amy Mayfield: Reese, I must have dropped the tape. Did you see it?

Reese: I looked, but I didn't see no tape, just yo' crazy white ass down in the sewer!

Reese: I know a good story. It's about a campus serial killer who murders eight people...

Amy Mayfield: Yeah, I heard that one. It supposedly happened at Pendleton. It's just an urban legend.

Kasey: [to Sean] What do you want?

Sean: You disappeared up here with the painting, I think I have a right to see what you're doing.

Reese: Don't you trust us?

Sean: I just want to check for myself.

Reese: That's a no then...

Kasey: Come on, it's just a bit of stupid fun.

Reese: Funny... I'm not allowed to use that excuse...

Reese: Isn't this homey?

Mia: Just like uni.

Kasey: Though no one's drinking gin out of a pan.

Reese: Do you know how to sell a stolen painting?