Redneck Quotes in 48 Hrs. (1982)

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Redneck Quotes:

  • [Shaking down a redneck, Reggie pulls a wad of money from his pocket]

    Reggie: Man, you loaded here. What the fuck's this?

    Redneck: Tax refund!

    Reggie: Bullshit! You're too fuckin' stupid to have a job!

  • Redneck: What kind of cop are you?

    Reggie: You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it!

  • Dean: Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change.

    Redneck: No, that's for you, that's your tip.

    Dean: Oh, no, no, no, I insist. You take it. You obviously need this more than I do.

  • Redneck: I'll have a shot of whiskey and a double shot of whiskey. She'll have a water. Ah, hell, it's our anniversay. Why don't you bring her a Pepsi.

  • Redneck: I should get a hat...

    Dan: Yes, sir.

    Redneck: And a key chain...

    Dan: Yes, sir.

    Redneck: And how about a couple of free sundaes?

    Dan: Yes, sir. I'll have Natasha take down your information and we'll have corporate headquarters send that right out.

    Redneck: What, are you gonna' to mail me a sundae? I want it now goddamnit!

  • Dean: Here we are.

    Redneck: Damn, what the hell took so long?

    Dean: Sir, you ordered two well done steaks. They take awhile to cook.

    Redneck: Yeah, well, can you bring me some ketchup. Mmm. Mmm. Nothin' sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup.

  • Chester: My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful! Everybody likes me!

    Redneck: Hey, Chester. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole.

    Chester: Well, if I'm an asshole there's a reason for it. You're contagious!

  • Hank Palmer: [addressing crowd of ruffians] Possession of a controlled substance? Domestic violence? That's you. You all right, honey? What other random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is gonna come to light while you're drawing out in the slammer? Failure to appear? Bench warrants? Come on. And because I'm the only one that actually isn't driving with a suspended license, I'll be driving your gals home. So who lives closer? Uh, bad skin muffin-top, or Red Bull semen breath?

    [a brief scuffle]

    Redneck: Asshole!

    Hank Palmer: Throw that punch. You like County food?

  • Redneck: What's going on?

    Lurene Hallett: Car trouble. Can we hitch a ride with you in your casual?

    Redneck: [notices Paul] Just what's your business with him?

    Paul Cater: [gestures to daughter] Stand back, dear.

    Lurene Hallett: He gave me a ride.

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