RCMP Officer at Headquarters Quotes in Canadian Bacon (1995)

RCMP Officer at Headquarters: I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?

Kabral: Aboot! It's ABOUT! And what's with this 'eh' business?

Roy Boy: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.

RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Welcome to Canada.

Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck!

RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you?

Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!

[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]

Boomer: The capital Toronto.

RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.

Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!

Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.