Razor Quotes in Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Razor Quotes:
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Razor: You're third Generation Mafia, sir!
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Boxman: [preparing to go into Po City] Preflight, kid: money?
Razor: Yeah, I got some.
Boxman: Prophylactics?
Razor: I got two!
Boxman: Oh yeah? I always carry twenty-six myself.
[Razor giggles]
Boxman: That's not a joke!
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Cdr. Camparelli: [Reprimanding the men after a barfight] Now what's this crap about you attempting to feed a merchant seaman to some alligators?
Lt. Jake Grafton: They were crocodiles, sir.
Cdr. Camparelli: I don't give a damn! Now go on.
Lt. Jake Grafton: Well, I attempted to throw the aforementioned puke to the crocodiles, sir, when his belt caught on the railing and I, failed. An altercation then ensued, sir!
Cdr. Camparelli: Seven hundred bucks damage, thirty men in the brig and... an alligator injured. And you got away?
Lt. Jake Grafton: Using escape and evasion techniques, sir, I was able to avoid being captured. And sir? We didn't hurt that crocodile. He was fine when we left.
Razor: Yeah, he was okay, Skipper!
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Razor: [meeting the squadron for the first time] I'm Lieutenant j.g. Jack Barlow.
Pilots: Sit down, asshole!
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Razor: I don't fight no round ring bullshit!
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Razor: Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.
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Razor: This *is* a payphone.
Blade: Don't ask.
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Smashley Simpson, Bloody Holly, Maggie Mayhem, Rosa Sparks, Bliss Cavendar: We're number two! We're number two!
Razor: You guys came in second out of two teams.
Smashley Simpson, Bloody Holly, Maggie Mayhem, Rosa Sparks, Bliss Cavendar: Whoo!
Razor: Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
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