Ray Zalinsky Quotes in Tommy Boy (1995)


Ray Zalinsky Quotes:

  • [after Tommy has rubbed air freshener on himself]

    Ray Zalinsky: Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?

    Tommy: Sir, it's an taxicab air freshener.

    Ray Zalinsky: Good, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.

  • Ray Zalinsky: Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."

  • Ray Zalinsky: [after a car crashes into a wall during a crash test] God, I love that.

  • Paul: Wait a minute, fat boy. You lost your shares to the bank. You don't even have a right to be here!

    Michelle: Gee, it's funny you should bring that up, 'cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Whoa, what have we got here? Oh, my God, it's a Police Report.

    Ray Zalinsky: What's all this about?

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Let's see. "Paul Barrish, married May 1993 to Beverly Barrish aka Beverly Burns". Richard, how could Beverly be married to Paul and my dad at the same time? Interesting!

    Richard Hayden: Yes. Provocative.

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: What I think it means is your marriage to my dad was never legal.

    Michelle: Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.

  • Ray Zalinsky: What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public.

  • Paul: That's it! I'm not gonna take this.

    Richard Hayden: Uh, uh! It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.

    Michelle: Let's see... warrants outstanding: New Mexico-Mail Fraud. Colorado-Wire Fraud. And coming soon to Ohio, Computer Fraud.

    [Paul makes as if to say something, then makes a break for the door]

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: [shouts] Get him!

    Ray Zalinsky: Don't let him leave the complex, Marty.

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: [Paul runs into the Zalinsky auto testing center] Hey, you forgot your wife!

    Paul: Screw you! Screw all of you!

    [trips over the lever that starts the crash test; car drives fast]

    Paul: Not good.

    Ray Zalinsky: Hit the brakes!

    Paul: [screaming; car stops abruptly, sends Paul flying into a chair; a huge test bag drops down and smashes his testicles] Aaahh! Ohhh!

    Richard Hayden: Ooh! That will ruin his weekend.

  • [Tommy has a fake bomb strapped to himself]

    Nicole Taylor, Action 8 News: Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.

    Ray Zalinsky: Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Ha ha ha, why?

  • Ray Zalinsky: Truth is, I make car parts for the American working man because I'm a hell of a salesman and he doesn't know any better. Well, son, since you're no longer a shareholder, this is where I leave you. Don't feel bad. This chain of events was set in motion a long time ago, and you and bald-headed friend, you did what you could and that's commendable. Marty, have Security see these boys out.

    Marty, Zalinsky's Aide: Yes, sir.

    Ray Zalinsky: Mrs. Callahan.

    [greets Beverly and Paul; Paul waves "goodbye"]

    Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: [in shock] What's my family doing in there?

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