Ray Wilkins Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)


Ray Wilkins Quotes:

  • Ray Wilkins: Let's do something freaky...

    Brenda Meeks: Like what, Ray?

    Ray Wilkins: I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?

    Brenda Meeks: I don't know what to say, Ray.

    Ray Wilkins: C'mon, just make something up.

    Brenda Meeks: Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?

    Ray Wilkins: C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.

    Brenda Meeks: Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!

    Ray Wilkins: Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.

    Brenda Meeks: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth,


    Brenda Meeks: I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!

    [Ray looks disgusted]

    Brenda Meeks: ...too dirty?

  • Ray Wilkins: [doing push-ups] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Brandon. 10... 9... Brandon. 10... 11... Brandon. Come on, count with me.

    Clown Voice: [whispering] Hey, you. Come here. Heheheheh...

    [Ray looks under the bed]

    Clown Voice: Gotcha!

    [the Clown doll pulls Ray in]

    Clown Voice: Come on! Let's play!

    [there is a struggle and then a pause]

    Clown Voice: Hey, what are you doing?

    Ray Wilkins: [voice] Uncle Ray's got a game for you!

    Clown Voice: Hey, get your finger out of there!

    Ray Wilkins: Tickle, Tickle. Tickle.

    [the Clown tries to run]

    Ray Wilkins: You're running from Uncle Ray! Here's a balloon animal. Dada... dada... dada.

    Clown Voice: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?

    Dwight Hartman: I can't... I can't feel my legs...


    Dwight Hartman: Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!

    Ray Wilkins: You never could.

    Dwight Hartman: Hey... you stay out of this, all right?

  • Ray Wilkins: What do you think, tucked in, or out?

    [reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]

    BuddyTommy: OH! OUT!

  • Buddy: Hey, Cind.

    Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.

    Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.

    [Cindy crawls up]

    Theo: Hey, guys.

    [all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]

    Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?

    [everyone pushes their chairs towards her]

    Dwight Hartman: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.

    Ray Wilkins: Second best.

    [Ray touches Dwight's hair]

  • Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game!

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