Ray Wilkins Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Ray Wilkins Quotes:
Ray Wilkins: Let's do something freaky...
Brenda Meeks: Like what, Ray?
Ray Wilkins: I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?
Brenda Meeks: I don't know what to say, Ray.
Ray Wilkins: C'mon, just make something up.
Brenda Meeks: Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?
Ray Wilkins: C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.
Brenda Meeks: Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!
Ray Wilkins: Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.
Brenda Meeks: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth,
Brenda Meeks: I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
[Ray looks disgusted]
Brenda Meeks: ...too dirty?
Ray Wilkins: [doing push-ups] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Brandon. 10... 9... Brandon. 10... 11... Brandon. Come on, count with me.
Clown Voice: [whispering] Hey, you. Come here. Heheheheh...
[Ray looks under the bed]
Clown Voice: Gotcha!
[the Clown doll pulls Ray in]
Clown Voice: Come on! Let's play!
[there is a struggle and then a pause]
Clown Voice: Hey, what are you doing?
Ray Wilkins: [voice] Uncle Ray's got a game for you!
Clown Voice: Hey, get your finger out of there!
Ray Wilkins: Tickle, Tickle. Tickle.
[the Clown tries to run]
Ray Wilkins: You're running from Uncle Ray! Here's a balloon animal. Dada... dada... dada.
Clown Voice: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?
Dwight Hartman: I can't... I can't feel my legs...
Dwight Hartman: Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!
Ray Wilkins: You never could.
Dwight Hartman: Hey... you stay out of this, all right?
Ray Wilkins: What do you think, tucked in, or out?
[reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]
Buddy, Tommy: OH! OUT!
Buddy: Hey, Cind.
Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.
Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
[Cindy crawls up]
Theo: Hey, guys.
[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
Dwight Hartman: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
Ray Wilkins: Second best.
[Ray touches Dwight's hair]
Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game!
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