Ray Wilkins Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Ray Wilkins: Let's do something freaky...

Brenda Meeks: Like what, Ray?

Ray Wilkins: I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?

Brenda Meeks: I don't know what to say, Ray.

Ray Wilkins: C'mon, just make something up.

Brenda Meeks: Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?

Ray Wilkins: C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.

Brenda Meeks: Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!

Ray Wilkins: Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.

Brenda Meeks: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth,

[shouting]

Brenda Meeks: I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!

[Ray looks disgusted]

Brenda Meeks: ...too dirty?

Ray Wilkins: [doing push-ups] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Brandon. 10... 9... Brandon. 10... 11... Brandon. Come on, count with me.

Clown Voice: [whispering] Hey, you. Come here. Heheheheh...

[Ray looks under the bed]

Clown Voice: Gotcha!

[the Clown doll pulls Ray in]

Clown Voice: Come on! Let's play!

[there is a struggle and then a pause]

Clown Voice: Hey, what are you doing?

Ray Wilkins: [voice] Uncle Ray's got a game for you!

Clown Voice: Hey, get your finger out of there!

Ray Wilkins: Tickle, Tickle. Tickle.

[the Clown tries to run]

Ray Wilkins: You're running from Uncle Ray! Here's a balloon animal. Dada... dada... dada.

Clown Voice: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?

Dwight Hartman: I can't... I can't feel my legs...

[pause]

Dwight Hartman: Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!

Ray Wilkins: You never could.

Dwight Hartman: Hey... you stay out of this, all right?

Ray Wilkins: What do you think, tucked in, or out?

[reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]

Buddy, Tommy: OH! OUT!

Buddy: Hey, Cind.

Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.

Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.

[Cindy crawls up]

Theo: Hey, guys.

[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]

Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?

[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]

Dwight Hartman: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.

Ray Wilkins: Second best.

[Ray touches Dwight's hair]

Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game!