Ray Tuckby Quotes in Just Add Water (2008)

[first lines]

Ray Tuckby: Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

Ray Tuckby: Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

Ray Tuckby: Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

Ray Tuckby: Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

Ray Tuckby: And how was your day?

Charlene: I found a half-off coupon of Bounty paper towels, with no expiration. Isn't that something?

Ray Tuckby: I guess it is, yeah. What about you son?

Eddie: I busted some windows on a couple of houses down the street. I wanna burn down that shitbox up the street that that dead guy croaked in.

Eddie: Eleven hundred bucks?

Ray Tuckby: For college.

Eddie: For college?

[scoffs]

Eddie: What the hell's the matter with you, Ray? I got better things to do with this money and my time than to get some stupid education.

Ray Tuckby: Nora, would you like to go on a date?

Nora: Been waiting 18 years for you to ask...

Ray Tuckby: Things are gonna have to change around here, Nora.

Ray Tuckby: [watching tiny TV] Don't you think Happy Days is just the best?

Nora: It *is* awfully good, there's not denying it.

Ray Tuckby: We really do have quite a lot in common, don't you think?

Ray Tuckby: [suddenly stops kissing] What they hey was that?

Nora: It's called a French kiss.

Ray Tuckby: A what?

Ray Tuckby: It's a little more intimate than a regular kiss. I read about it recently in one of those Harlequin books, over in the miscellaneous section, aisle 3.

Ray Tuckby: Sure was different. Kinda like a toothbrush. But I liked it.