Ray Gleason Quotes in Getting Even with Dad (1994)

[Ray's decorating a cake]

Carl: You know, Ray. Your like an artist

[starts eating some of the cake Ray's working on]

Carl: , just like that Diangelo guy.

[grabs another piece off]

Ray Gleason: You mean, Michaelangelo?

Carl: Yeah, that's him. But instead of paint/plaster, you decorate cakes.

Ray Gleason: [suddenly sees Carl eating the cake] Did you just take that off the cake?

Carl: [looks guilty]

Ray Gleason: Don't do that! You know how long I've worked on this cake?

[Ray looks away to check on Bobby. While doing so, Carl grabs another icing chunk off the cake, but Ray catches him]

Ray Gleason: Did you just poke the cake again?

Carl: [looks guilty]

Ray Gleason: Go stand over there next to Bobby!

Ray Gleason: So, you dating yet?

Timmy: I'm eleven.

Ray Gleason: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.

[repeated line - about Bobbie smoking cigars]

Ray Gleason: Douse it.

Ray Gleason: But, Kitty! Wait! This is a bad time! I'm very busy this week.

Kitty: I've had him for 3 years. 3 years. You can handle a week.

[takes off]

Ray Gleason: Kitty! Kitty! Don't go! Wait!

Timmy: [finds a bra on the car seat and holds it up] Is this one of yours? Ooh la la!

Ray Gleason: [sarcastically] That's very funny.