Raphael Quotes in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

[an unmutated turtle looks down at Raph as he kisses the ground]

Raphael: Well, uh, this is awkward.

Raphael: What would Vin Diesel do? No regrets, no fear.

Raphael: What are you, chicken?

Casey Jones: Who're you calling chicken, turtle?

Casey Jones: [spots Splinter in the lair] Guys, nobody move! Don't move... there is a giant rat back there.

Raphael: Uh, yeah, we've seen him around here before. You know, there's only one way to get rid of him. You gotta get low...

Michelangelo: Low...

Raphael: When you go at him, you gotta go fast, gotta go hard.

Michelangelo: We believe in you, Casey Jones! It's on you, bro!

Raphael: Yeah, exactly.

Michelangelo: Three, two, one... go!

[Casey charges at Splinter... who knocks him down]

Splinter: Giant rat: one. New guy: zero.

Raphael: [laughs] I can't believe it was that easy!

Rebecca Vincent: What are you?

Michelangelo: We're not really into labels.

Leonardo: Some call us freaks... monsters.

Raphael: Let's just say we're four brothers, who hate bullies and love this city.

Raphael: Every minute we stay down here, Shredder gets stronger and Mikey gets more annoying!

Donatello: We're training... sort of. As soon as the sun goes down, it's Turtle time!

[last lines]

Rebecca Vincent: I think you should give people more credit. They'll accept you now.

Raphael: You're probably right... but I think we'll stick with the arrangement we had.

Leonardo: You ever need us, April knows where to find us.

Rebecca Vincent: Really? You could live a normal life, like the rest of us.

Raphael: Normal... what fun is that?

[fighting on a plane after losing to Bebop and Rocksteady]

Michelangelo: You can't just push past me like that!

Raphael: You were being a nitwit! You were going to let it get by you!

Donatello: I had it right in my hand, you acted like I wasn't even there!

Leonardo: It is not my job to make your presence known, okay! Get your head out of your head and communicate!

Raphael: Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skill!

Michelangelo: [to Raph] Well, coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint...

Leonardo: [to Mikey] What do YOU know about anything! You're all heart, and no brains!

Donatello: [to Leo] How could you? You may know a lot about strategy ,but you know nothing about feelings!

Leonardo: Fair enough. Wanna know the one thing I am feeling? We may be brothers... but we are not a team.

Krang: You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you! A cage full of tortoises might be nice!

Raphael: We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference!

Leonardo: Yeah, turtles bite!

Michelangelo: Halloween parade, bro! it's the one night of the year we can fit in...

[comes out and walks in the parade]

Michelangelo: Cool!

Raphael: Get back here!

[pulls him back into their sewer]

Raphael: What part of "move in the shadows" don't you understand?

Raphael: Pop quiz: What are the most important traits of a ninja?

Leonardo: Speed! Stealth!

Raphael: And honour. Where's the honour in keeping secrets from your brothers?

Leonardo: I don't know what you're talking about...

Raphael: Oh, so now you can add lying to that list!

Krang: [grabs Mikey] Come here, little turtle! Let me give you a hug, GOODBYE!

[puts Mikey in a bear hug]

Raphael: Nobody!

Leonardo: Messes!

Donatello: With Mikey!

[all three take down the Krang suit]

[the Turtles encounter a group of Foot Soldiers on board a plane]

Raphael: The good news is, you're wearing chutes...

Michelangelo: Chutes!

Raphael: The bad news is...!

[the Foot Soldiers are thrown out of the cargo door, each of their parachutes deploying as they fall]

Raphael: If there's even a chance that stuff can make us human...

Leonardo: We're turtles, whether you like it or not.

Raphael: It's not about what I like, it's about what people up there will accept!

Leonardo: True acceptance comes from within.

Raphael: Don't give me that fortune-cookie muck! You should have consulted with your brothers before you decide to do something like that!

Leonardo: I consulted with Donnie, and we both decided it was best...

Raphael: [shoves Leo] How about Mikey and me, don't we get a vote?

Leonardo: There's only one vote that counts in this team: MINE!

[the Turtles hide in the cargo hold of a plane]

Michelangelo: Isn't there supposed to be three stewardesses handing out warm towels and stuff?

Raphael: Not here, Mikey. Not for us.

[first lines]

[the Turtles train at the Chrysler building]

Leonardo: Okay guys, let's do this! Turtle formation!

[the Turtles dogpile each other]

Leonardo: What happened to Turtle formation?

Michelangelo: Turtle formation? I thought you said Squirrel formation!

Raphael: Why would he say Squirrel formation, you idiot?

Raphael: [leaps out of a garbage truck] Time to take out the trash!

[attacks the Foot]

Raphael: [leaps on a Foot bike] That's how I roll!

[knocks him off the cycle]

Raphael: That's how you roll!

Michelangelo: [on the purple ooze] It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen... It gave me hope, you know, that we don't have to be stuck down here for ever...

Raphael: So Leo told Donnie to keep it a secret, from US?

[April meets the Turtles for the first time]

April O'Neil: What are you?

Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.

Raphael: We're mutants!

Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.

Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.

April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?

Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.

Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...

[later on]

Raphael: I only saw Batman once!

[the Turtles sneak back home]

Leonardo: [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY.

[Michaelangelo slips]

Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.

Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!

Leonardo: [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!

Raphael: [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!

Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?

Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.

Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!

[everyone starts shushing each other]

Raphael: [to Mikey] You spit in my eye!

Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!

Michelangelo: [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.

Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!

[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]

Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?

Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!

Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!

Leonardo: Raph?

Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!

Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?

Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.

Raphael: [knocks down the Shredder] Cowabunga.

[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]

Splinter: Where have you been?

[knocks down Leonardo]

Raphael: We were working out!

[gets knocked down]

Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer!

[gets knocked down]

Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!

[gets knocked down]

[after beating the Foot, the Turtles celebrate on a rooftop]

Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! This is OUR city! These are OUR streets!

Michelangelo: You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!

Raphael: Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?

Donatello: He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!

Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...

[April takes a picture]

Michelangelo: What was that?

Donatello: It's a camera flash...

Raphael: Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?

Michelangelo: You made me promise never to say it again...

Raphael: Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?

Michelangelo: I've been holding it in for years...

[the Turtles charge at the Shredder]

Michelangelo: COWABUNGA!

[from trailer]

Raphael: Drive!

Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...

Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!

Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo: Shut up Mikey!

Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!

Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...

Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once!

[goes to save Leonardo]

Raphael: Looking for this?

[holds up April's phone]

April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!

Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!

Raphael: Who made you boss?

Leonardo: You know who did.

[both get in each others' faces]

Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.

[from trailer]

Raphael: [to Leo] Why are you always telling me what to do?

[punches out a Foot Ninja behind Leonardo]

[sliding down a mountainslope]

Raphael: Hey Donnie, do that fancy slingshot thing! We're gonna take Little Miss Sunshine out!

Donatello: Batter up!

[with his staff, he swings Raphael into Karai's SUV]

[Raph picks up his brothers' weapons]

Raphael: Let's go save my brothers!

Raphael: Ram the gate!

Vernon Fenwick: Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!

Raphael: I SAID RAM THE GATE!

[the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]

Raphael: We're bulletproof...

Leonardo: Sweet!

Donatello: Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.

Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...

Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!

Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.

Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!

Leonardo: Don't be an idiot!

[changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]

Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!

[the young Turtles play buck-buck, Raphael walks off]

Leonardo: Where're you going, Raph? I need all of you!

Raphael: It's stupid - like you, Mikey!

[Michelangelo stares at April]

Michelangelo: [whispers] Oh, she's hot, I can feel my shell tightening...

Raphael: We can hear you!

[from trailer]

Raphael: [faces Shredder] Come on!

[gets thrown into a wall]

[April stares at the Turtles]

Raphael: See, she's looking at us like we're freaks! I bet that's why you took our picture, wasn't it, to show to your friends?

Michelangelo: Bro, that's a good thing. Maybe she has hot friends!

Raphael: Let's do it for Sensei!

[last lines]

Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo: Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

[Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]

Splinter: I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: COWABUNGA!

Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

Thug: [of Raph] What the hell was that?

Thug: I - I don't know.

Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty.

[knocks them over with his hockey stick]

Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing...

[does it again]

Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking...

[again]

Casey Jones: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.

Raphael: [jumps in and knocks him down] How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?

Casey Jones: Hey, Bogey... who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson.

Raphael: Not like that they don't. Not from you.

Casey Jones: [turns to see the thugs running away, turns back] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.

[pulls out two ball bats]

Casey Jones: The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.

Raphael: Look, I don't wanna fight you.

Casey Jones: Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal.

Michaelangelo: [imitating Rocky Balboa] Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian.

[everyone laughs]

Michaelangelo: Okay, I got another one. Oh, this is totally cool.

Raphael: Oh no, not Cagney.

Michaelangelo: [imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo.

[everyone laughs]

April O'Neil: That must be Splinter's favorite.

[the turtles glare at her]

April O'Neil: It was a joke.

[they pause, then burst out laughing]

Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me.

Raphael: Couldn't this wait 'til morning?

Splinter: You will listen, now. My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.

Raphael: [chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!

Leonardo: [sees that Raphael is awake and rushes to him] Raph! You're awake! How do you feel?

Raphael: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?

Leonardo: [stands up, ecstatic, and runs to bathroom door] Hey! Hey, he's awake! He wants some food! Bring some food!

[runs back to Raphael]

Leonardo: You're gonna be ok Raph... you're gonna be ok!

Raphael: Yeah, yeah, alright Leo! Get a grip, will ya?

Leonardo: Listen, Raph...

[helps Raphael to his feet]

Leonardo: -about what I said before... y'know... about not needing you and all?

Raphael: Leo... don't.

[they hug]

Leonardo: Boy, we missed you.

Donatello: [he and April watch from the doorway] It's a Kodak moment.

Raphael: Where's Splinter?

The Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name...

[remembering his order to kill Splinter]

The Shredder: It HAD a name.

Leonardo: [furiously pushes past the other turtles] You LIE!

The Shredder: Do I?

The Shredder: [Leo lunges at Shredder, who trips him up with his spear and pins him to the ground] He dies! Weapons!

[the turtles grasp their weapons]

The Shredder: NOW!

[Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building]

The Shredder: Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate... will be HIS!

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: NOOOO!

Leonardo: We have had our first battle, Master Splinter! They were many, but we kicked... but we fought well.

Splinter: Were you seen?

Leonardo: Uh-uh.

Splinter: In this, you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies, would not understand. Our domain is the shadow; stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away, without a trace.

Raphael: I lost a sai!

Splinter: Then, it is gone.

Raphael: But I can get it back! I can get it back...

Splinter: Raphael!... Let it go.

Splinter: [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.

Leonardo: Huh? Splinter!

Raphael: [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"

Donatello: 'War and Peace'.

Leonardo: [bursting in] He's alive.

Raphael: [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!

Donatello: Game smash.

Leonardo: Splinter's alive.

Donatello: We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.

Leonardo: I don't *think*. I *know*.

Donatello: Huh?

Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?

Raphael: Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?

Donatello: But why?

Raphael: Why? Why, oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

[repeated line]

Raphael: Damn.

[after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news]

Donatello: I think he's blushing.

Raphael: I am NOT.

Donatello: I think he's actually turning red.

[Raphael chucks a Sai into the floor between Donatello's legs]

Donatello: Hmm, maybe not.

[the Turtles' weapons are aimed at Danny as he exits the closet]

Danny: Don't shoot!

Raphael: [his weapon is a Sai] I don't think it's loaded, kid.

Raphael: You guys must be studying the uh, abridged book of Ninja fighting.

[fights off the Foot Soldiers with ease]

Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?

[more and more Foot Soldiers arrive]

Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!

[April discovers a sai]

Raphael: [watching] Aw, man... damn!

[sneaks away]

Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!

[Shredder removes his mask to reveal his bite wounds]

Raphael: It's him...

The Shredder: You... Now I will finish what I started with your EAR!

[charges at Splinter]

Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this.

Casey Jones: [Raph's hat has come off, revealing his face] Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?

Raphael: Huh?

Casey Jones: [baiting] God, I hate punkers... Especially bald ones with green make-up who wear... masks over ugly faces.

Raphael: That's it.

Casey Jones: [as Raph lunges] Ooh.

Raphael: New batter!

[Raph swings at Casey with the bat & missed]

Casey Jones: Strike one!

[Raph swings again and misses]

Casey Jones: What a wiffer!

[Raph jumps over Casey & hits him with the bat]

Raphael: Home run! Raphael wins 1-nothing!

Casey Jones: New game, round head.

[reaches behind and grabs a Cricket bat]

Casey Jones: Cricket!

Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

Casey Jones: I'll show ya!

[hits Raphael with the bat]

Raphael: So what do we do now?

Leonardo: What do you mean, what do we do now?

Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere.

Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.

Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?

Donatello: Fight.

Michaelangelo: Kitchen?

Donatello: Kitchen.

Michaelangelo: Yeah.

[both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]

Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?

Leonardo: What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.

Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!

Leonardo: I never said I was a great leader.

Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.

Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.

Raphael: Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!

Leonardo: Why don't you?

Raphael: I will.

Leonardo: Good!

Raphael: Great!

Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!

Michaelangelo: [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?

Donatello: Pork rind.

[Raphael has just seen the movie Critters]

Raphael: Ugh. Where do they come up with this stuff?

Raphael: I do hope there's more o' them.

Leonardo: Get it?

Donatello: Got it.

Raphael: Good.

Michaelangelo: I don't get it.

Raphael: SHREDDER!

Donatello: Ah! Thanks, Raph, I may never have the hiccups again!

Leonardo: Take the ugly one!

Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!

Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.

Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

[after Leo starts conversation about the Foot]

Raphael: We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?

Donatello: He's right.

Leonardo: No, Splinter took out the Shredder!

Donatello: They're both right.

Raphael: Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!

[the turtles face Tokka and Rahzar for the first time]

Raphael: Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are...

[runs and jump-kicks Rahzar but rebounds and crashes to the floor]

Michaelangelo: ...The more bones they break.

Michaelangelo: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo: Man, I love being a turtle!

Raphael: Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.

Raphael: Okay, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you out to tell the others, right?

Keno: Gee, maybe I should write this down.

Raphael: What?

[skyward]

Raphael: I'm being punished aren't I?

Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.

[smoke bomb was set off]

Donatello: Oh great.

Leonardo: Terrific.

Raphael: Wonderful.

Michaelangelo: Bummer.

Michaelangelo: Hey, guys, check this!

[he uses brushes to imitate 'The Karate Kid']

Michaelangelo: Wax on, wax off. Wax on...

Raphael: Mouth OFF!

Donatello: Hey, everyone's a critic.

[Michaelangelo is crunching noisily on a candy bar]

Raphael: [sarcastically] Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!

Raphael: [to Tatsu] You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality!

Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.

Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.

Donatello: Donatello.

Raphael: I'm Raphael!

Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!

Professor Jordan Perry: Four walking, talking turtles.

Raphael: [sarcastically] Yeah, the guy's Ph.D material all right.

Michaelangelo: Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?

Professor Jordan Perry: [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!

Professor Jordan Perry: [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!

Donatello: Continuing aeration.

[begins to stir the mixture the pot]

Raphael: [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!

Keno: Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.

Leonardo: [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.

Keno: No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.

Michaelangelo: You're forgiven.

[sniffs the mixture]

Michaelangelo: Whoa!

[drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]

Michaelangelo: [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]

Raphael: First chance we get, we're out of here...

[gapes in horror has he sees Shredder from a distance]

Keno: What?

Raphael: Uh, I thought I just saw a ghost.

Donatello: Hey, is this gonna work?

[regarding the donut idea]

Michaelangelo: Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?

[Donatello prepares to spell but realizes its true]

Michaelangelo: Yeah.

[the turtles walk out into the middle of the construction site]

Donatello: Pretty quiet.

Raphael: [shouts and breaks the eerie silence] Shredder!

Donatello: [grabs Raphael] Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again!

[about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around]

Keno: One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!

[slams his foot on Raph's]

Raphael: ARGH!

[Raph comes out from behind the curtain]

Keno: It's you guys!

[cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey]

Raphael: Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!

[Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder]

Splinter: I think you'd better sit down.

[Keno sees Splinter and faints]

Leonardo: Turtle-rific

Raphael: Max-a-mundo!

Donatello: Accapella!

Raphael: Huh?

Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?

Michaelangelo: Uhh...

Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...

Michaelangelo: Don... Give it up!

Leonardo: [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.

April O'Neil: Bye.

[Leo hops into the sewers]

Raphael: Wish us luck.

[Hops in]

Donatello: We'll be back for Splinter.

[Hops in]

Michaelangelo: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.

[April laughs]

Michaelangelo: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...

Leonardo: [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?

Michaelangelo: YEOW!

Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.

Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?

April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.

Leonardo: We know.

April O'Neil: But...

Raphael: April, there's no other way.

April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.

Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!

[the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry]

Raphael: Man, who is this spaz-matic?

Donatello: Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!

Raphael: Yeah, fascinating. Hey!

[picking up TV guide]

Raphael: Isn't Oprah on?

Leonardo: Raph, just leave it!

[throws away TV guide]

Leonardo: We're watching April.

Raphael: [Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!

Leonardo: Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?

Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.

Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?

Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!

Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly...

[sternly]

Leonardo: I'm better than you.

Raphael: [laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother?

[pulls out his sais]

Raphael: I'd have to disagree with you on that one.

[he gets into a stance]

Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph.

Raphael: I'm done takin' orders.

[Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]

[last lines]

Raphael: Man, I love being a turtle!

Master Splinter: Raphael. Kneel!

Raphael: I did something... I did something really stupid, Master Splinter.

Master Splinter: Go on.

Raphael: I know why you chose him now. I know that there's a reason why he's the better son, and I'm not.

Master Splinter: Raphael, you always bear the world's problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while at times you might not be my favorite student, it does not mean that you are my least favorite son. You are strong, passionate, and loyal to your fault. These are the merits of a great leader as well, but only when tempered with compassion and humility.

Raphael: But Master Splinter, I messed up big tonight. I mean... big.

[Reveals Leo's broken swords]

Raphael: They took him.

Master Splinter: Leonardo...

Raphael: We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together... we are ninjas. We strike hard, defend and protected and fade into the night and there ain't no bad guy or monster that gonna ever change that. That's what is important and that's why we will always be... brothers.

Raphael: Meet me on the roof.

Casey Jones: What is it?

Raphael: [pointing up] The roof! You know where the roof is, don't you?

Casey Jones: Pushy sidekick.

Master Splinter: Ah, good morning boys!

Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo: Good morning Sensei.

Raphael: Sup'.

Michelangelo: [re: Nightwatcher] I hear his bike turns into a plane, or like a jet pack. Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?

Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mikey. I don't even trust you with a driver's license.

[to the others]

Donatello: Have you seen the way this guy drives?

Michelangelo: [they hear a monster roar] Woah... Ho Ho someone's craky!

Raphael: [to Leo] ok Jungle Boy, grab a vine

Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.

Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a break... YOU did.

Raphael: And I thought girl scouts were pushy.

Raphael: You're still here? Go back to your jungle.

Leonardo: At least his personality is still intact.

Leonardo: Hothead.

Raphael: Splinter Junior.

Raphael: Why does everyone have such a hard time believing I am a good guy?

Raphael: [as April and Casey kiss] Typical. We do all the work, he gets all the thanks.

Raphael: [the Turtles are fighting Foot Soldiers and Raphael is running towards Donatello] Little help Don!

Donatello: I'm on it!

[Donatello grabs Raphael and throws him into several Foot Soldiers, who he quickly defeats]

Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?

Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.

Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.

Leonardo: Right...

Raphael: This night just keeps getting better.

Raphael: [trying to catch a small monster] Look at you, ain't you cute! You want a butt-kicking, little fella? Yes, you do, you do! C'mon... I'm gonna drop-kick you to hurtey town, c'mon...

[is promptly bitten]

Raphael: Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?

[upon realizing they are being watched by a couple of Japanese Honor guards]

Donatello: Uh, ohayou, wasabi.

Raphael: Hello, mustard?

Donatello: OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki...

Raphael: [knocks them out cold] How 'bout, uh, sayonara?

Raphael: Maybe this means the village people won't be afraid of us anymore.

[the villagers bow]

Donatello: Well, it's a start.

Donatello: If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael: Whoa!

Michaelangelo: Bummer.

Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

Leonardo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

[casually walks away]

Raphael: That was an insult, Leo.

Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

Raphael: Fightin's for grown-ups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael: Hey, it?s wet-willy time.

Whit: Wet-wadum?

April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.

Leonardo: An apartment?

Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?

Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?

Leonardo: What about condos?

Casey Jones: Hey, guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?

Leonardo: Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.

Casey Jones: What was that? You wanna run that by me again?

Raphael: We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.

Casey Jones: Gotcha.

Raphael: Here they are. The three stooges.

Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Raphael: I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

Leonardo: Raph! Give your mouth a rest!

Raphael: Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.

Donatello: Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!

Raphael: Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

April O'Neill: You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: No, of course not!

Michaelangelo: That'd be totally bogus.

Raphael: Really stupid!

April O'Neill: Well, that's a relief.

Donatello: [points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.

Raphael: Son of a snapper!

[Walker enters melodramatically]

Raphael: Well, if it ain't the Phantom of the Opera.

Raphael: We've been here for five minutes and we already lost one brother, the magic scepter...

Donatello: Our dignity.

Raphael: ...and no April.

Raphael: For what is an artist in this world but a servant, a lackey for the rich and powerful? Before we even begin to work, to feed this craving of ours, we must find a patron, a rich man of affairs, or a merchant, or a prince or... a Pope. We must bow, fawn, kiss hands to be able to do the things we must do or die.

[chuckles]

Raphael: We are harlots always peddling beauty at the doorsteps of the mighty.

Michelangelo: If it comes to that, I won't be an artist.

Raphael: [scoffs] You'll always be an artist. You have no choice.

Father Stratton: You sold your soul!

Raphael: No, father, I sold my body. Like a whore.