Ranger Captain Dan Reid Quotes in The Legend of the Lone Ranger (1981)

Ranger Captain Dan Reid: Grant. Grant's comin' out here. He's gonna hunt buffalo, make speeches. Everybody in the whole town's gonna turn out there and wave little flags. Me? I'd like to piss on him.

John Reid: [laughing uncomfortably] He's the President of the United States.

Ranger Captain Dan Reid: He's a liar and a drunk. Piss on the president. Piss on the cabinet. He ain't gonna help us out here, you know. In Texas, robbers are outlaws. In Washington, robbers are elected. Isn't that right? Huh, Little Brother? John?

[John Reid is fast asleep]

Ranger Captain Dan Reid: I don't want to talk about it anymore.