Ranger Bob Quotes in Roadside Prophets (1992)
Ranger Bob Quotes:
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Ranger Bob: [holding a plastic beer holder] Hey, why is this instrument of potential torture still in tact?
Sam: What?
Ranger Bob: It's your responsibility as campers, and honourable men on this planet, to cut through the connections of these nooses waiting to happen before discarding them in a proper refuse container.
Sam: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
-- Ranger Bob -
[first lines]
Alamo Bowie: Gee, that's a swell number.
Ranger Bob: You try to sing your way out of Tom Scudder's office tomorrow.
Alamo Bowie: Oh, now don't be that way. Nobody will like you. Say, Bob? What was that number we sang in El Paso?
Ranger Bob: Uh, Texas Prairie?
Alamo Bowie: That's it. What do you say we hit it?
Ranger Bob: Alright.
-- Ranger Bob
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