Ranger Quotes in One for the Money (2012)
Ranger: [answers phone] Are you in danger?
Stephanie Plum: [handcuffed to her shower rod] Not exactly. Kind of.
Ranger: I'm busy.
Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.
Ranger: ...I'll be right there.
Ranger: [on Morelli] So what is it with you two?
Stephanie Plum: Nothing. Sold him a cannoli in high school.
Waitress: Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli their cannoli.
[Stephanie winces as Ranger's car goes over a bump]
Stephanie Plum: Getting shot is a bitch.
Ranger: Getting stabbed is worse.
[off her look]
Ranger: I'm just saying.
Ryan Mitchell: Can you make it to the beach?
Ranger: You want a race?
Ryan Mitchell: I'm not coming.
Ranger: What do you mean you're not coming?
Ryan Mitchell: I've got a plane to catch!
[They clasp hands, before the ranger helps his colleague get up]
Santa Maria's Henchman: Indians!
Abahachi, Ranger: Servus!
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