Ranger Quotes in One for the Money (2012)

Ranger: [answers phone] Are you in danger?

Stephanie Plum: [handcuffed to her shower rod] Not exactly. Kind of.

Ranger: I'm busy.

Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.

Ranger: ...I'll be right there.

Ranger: [on Morelli] So what is it with you two?

Stephanie Plum: Nothing. Sold him a cannoli in high school.

Waitress: Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli their cannoli.

[repeated line]

Ranger: Babe!

[Stephanie winces as Ranger's car goes over a bump]

Stephanie Plum: Getting shot is a bitch.

Ranger: Getting stabbed is worse.

[off her look]

Ranger: I'm just saying.

Ryan Mitchell: Can you make it to the beach?

Ranger: You want a race?

Ryan Mitchell: I'm not coming.

Ranger: What do you mean you're not coming?

Ryan Mitchell: I've got a plane to catch!

[They clasp hands, before the ranger helps his colleague get up]

Santa Maria's Henchman: Indians!

Abahachi, Ranger: Servus!