Randy Harris, Jr. Quotes in My First Mister (2001)
Randy Harris, Jr. Quotes:
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Jennifer ("J"): I'm so sorry.
Randy Harris, Jr.: Thanks a lot, Twilight Zone.
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Randy Harris, Jr.: Wanna come up for lunch?
Jennifer ("J"): [Immitating Randy] I'll eat but I'm not talking.
Jennifer ("J"): [about "R"] And we didn't do it, okay! He's just the greatest person I met in my entire life!
Randy Harris, Jr.: Turkey and swiss okay?
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Randy Harris, Jr.: Shut up, Sybil. Shut up.
Jennifer ("J"): Sybil?
Randy Harris, Jr.: Yeah, you know Sybil? The woman with eight home phone numbers? It's not necessarily a bad thing. A plethora of personalities can be very enchanting.
Jennifer ("J"): Fuck you.
Randy Harris, Jr.: Fuck you.
Jennifer ("J"): Fuck *you*!
Randy Harris, Jr.: Fuck you. All eight of you.
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Randall ("R"): [on his deathbead] I want you to go to college. It's really important, okay?
Randy Harris, Jr.: Did you?
Randall ("R"): Yes.
Randy Harris, Jr.: What did you learn?
Randall ("R"): Give me a second, I'll think of it.
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