Randall ("R") Quotes in My First Mister (2001)
Randall ("R") Quotes:
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Randall ("R"): I'm forty-nine years old.
Jennifer ("J"): I'm seventeen. Nice to meet you.
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Randall ("R"): I'm old, I'm George Burns.
Jennifer ("J"): Who's George Burns?
Randall ("R"): I'm Uncle Fester, I'm Andy of Mayberry, I'm Mr. Roper, I'm Grandpa Munster.
Jennifer ("J"): Okay, okay, I get it.
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Randall ("R"): You're the good stuff.
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Randall ("R"): Listen to me very carefully. I am not getting a fucking tattoo.
Jennifer ("J"): Oooh, you said the really bad word.
Randall ("R"): Yeah, I did. I am in fact the boy who cried fuck.
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Randall ("R"): [on his deathbead] I want you to go to college. It's really important, okay?
Randy Harris, Jr.: Did you?
Randall ("R"): Yes.
Randy Harris, Jr.: What did you learn?
Randall ("R"): Give me a second, I'll think of it.
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Randall ("R"): [after refusing J's offer to buy him a cup of coffee] Actually it's almost nine o'clock.
Jennifer ("J"): Right, so?
Randall ("R"): Well, I'm usually home by nine.
Jennifer ("J"): What happens at nine?
Randall ("R"): I turn into the same person I am.
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Randall ("R"): What's he like?
Jennifer ("J"): Oh, he's kinda like you.
Randall ("R"): He's an asshole?
Jennifer ("J"): Oh worse than that. He's a pathetic loser asshole.
Randall ("R"): That's my boy. So you *like* him.
Jennifer ("J"): Nooo. Are you mental?
Randall ("R"): Totally. I've gotten down with it. I've boogied.
Jennifer ("J"): OK Shaft.
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Randall ("R"): It's just one of those small but enormous things.
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