Ramon Vega Quotes in Zorro: The Gay Blade (1981)

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Ramon Vega Quotes:

  • Ramon Vega: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!

  • Ramon Vega: There is e-somethin' wrong wid joo bowels

    [vowels]

    Ramon Vega: .

    Charlotte Taylor Wilson: My what?

    Ramon Vega: Joo bowels. Joo a's, joo e's joo i's, o's, u's.

  • Don Diego: What I would give to have one night in your bootsies.

    Ramon Vega: In my Bootsies?

  • Ramon Vega: I say, I'd like my little soldier doll, again.

    Don Diego: You'd like what?

    Ramon Vega: Oh, come come, you remember the doll perfectly well. Blue button eyes, tall hat? We called him, Colonel Puh-Pah.

    Don Diego: Colonel Puh-Pah? I know you?

    Ramon Vega: Know me? Sink me! We we're once womb-mates.

    Don Diego: Womb-mates? Ramon? Ramon! Ramon, my brother's back! Ramon, I can't believe it. Ramon!

    Ramon Vega: Yes, I'd rather liked that, womb-mates. Yes yes, ha ha ha ha ha.

    Don Diego: After twenty years, I can't believe it! Ramon!

    Ramon Vega: Well, I was Ramon, twenty years ago, when father decided it wasn't quite masculine enough, so he shipped me off to sea in a British frigate. They say the navy makes men. Well, I'm living proof they made me.

    Don Diego: Here, Paco, take the horse from my brother, pronto. You says you were Ramon? You no longer Ramon Viega, Ramon?

    Ramon Vega: No no, I've dishanded that Latin tradition. I'm Bunny Wigglesworth, now.

    Don Diego: I can't believe it, my brother's just so different.

    Ramon Vega: Yeah, well your still the same, aren't you? Still tan, bland, and, uh?

    Don Diego: Romantic, huh?

    Ramon Vega: No no, I was about to say, randy. How did you hurt your foot then? Falling off a tavern maid?

    Don Diego: No, I broke it fighting against tyrannies and injustices, and for the trodden down peoples, and the little babies, and the...

    Ramon Vega: Well, I'm sure it's all quite an amusing little story, but I ought to freshen up and say 'Hi-ho' to the Old Gent! Tell me, is he still as loud as ever?

    Don Diego: No, the last month he's been very... quiet...

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