Ramada Thompson Quotes in Hot Shots! (1991)

Topper Harley: Nice place.

Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.

Topper Harley: I don't want to go back.

Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!

Topper Harley: What about your landlady?

Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.

Ramada Thompson: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.

Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.

Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing?

Topper Harley: He started it.

Kent Gregory: Did not.

Topper Harley: Did too.

Kent Gregory: Did not.

Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children.

Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk.

Kent Gregory: Am not.

Topper Harley: Are too.

Kent Gregory: Am not.

Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too...

Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not...

Topper Harley: Are too times ten.

Kent Gregory: [Shoving Topper] That's it...

Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

Ramada Thompson: I'm sorry?

Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.

Topper Harley: Those are some long legs...

Ramada Thompson: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.

Topper Harley: So... I guess you've been with a man before...

Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Ramada Thompson: You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination. You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13 million fighter in the process.

Topper Harley: Yes, I did. But I'm paying it off at ten bucks a week. And I wouldn't be doing that if I'd gotten that extra collision coverage.

Topper Harley: [Topper leans over her to press the button on the elevator and inhales] That's an interesting perfume.

Ramada Thompson: It's Vicks. I have a cold.

Ramada Thompson: Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist. I'm recommending that you be grounded.

Topper Harley: You've got to be joking!

Ramada Thompson: Look, if I were joking, I would've said "what do you do with an elephant with three balls?"

[Topper shrugs, since he has no idea what the answer is]

Ramada Thompson: "You walk him and pitch to the rhino".

Topper Harley: You are serious.

Ramada Thompson: The chafing dish is not yours.

Kent Gregory: Yes, it is.

Ramada Thompson: No, it isn't.

Kent Gregory: OK, I don't want it.

Ramada Thompson: Just take it.

Topper Harley: I'll take it.

Ramada Thompson: You stay out of it.

Kent Gregory: Something's changed. It's not another woman, is it? I just couldn't compete with that.

Ramada Thompson: No, of course you couldn't.

[the session is over. Topper is about to step out of Ramada's office. He fails to notice there are exposed electric wires hanging from the ceiling]

Ramada Thompson: Be careful out there, lieutenant.

Topper Harley: Don't worry. I can take care of myself.

Ramada Thompson: [stands] No, you can't! You're going to get hurt!

Topper Harley: I don't need your help, I don't need anybody's help. I'll be just fine.

[Topper closes the door, walks right into the exposed wires, and gets electrocuted. His skeleton is seen through the door. Ramada steps outside her office, worried]

Ramada Thompson: Are you OK?

[Topper stands, tries to recover, his hair protuding to all directions. His head bumps against an exposed wire, and he nearly falls again]

Topper Harley: [pants] Yeah. I'm fine.

Ramada Thompson: Topper Harley, I presume.

Topper Harley: Once, perhaps. Now I am called Tu-ka Chinchilla.

Ramada Thompson: What does that mean?

[camera pans down to Topper's bunny slippers]

Topper Harley: Fluffy bunny feet.

[Topper returns to the reservation and, much to his surprise, finds Ramada there]

Topper Harley: Ramada!

Ramada Thompson: Once, perhaps. Now I am called Wah-Wah tukina.

Topper Harley: What does that mean?

Ramada Thompson: Little Sizzling Belly.