Ralph Kramden Quotes in The Honeymooners (2005)

Ralph Kramden: Unlike most dogs, Eggy is a survivor. Like Seabiscuit,Rocky or Destiny's Child.

Ralph Kramden: Trixie makes Ed french toast.

Alice Kramden: That's because Ed is not on trimspa.

Ralph Kramden: Oh! You got jokes. You're just a regular UPN sitcom, Alice.

Ralph Kramden: [after getting kicked out of the pool hall and then Ed's phone rings] What are you doing? We got to get back in there.

Ed Norton: [Ed picks up the message on his phone] No time to play. We've got a major back up in the sewer system.

Ralph Kramden: How come every time we go out they call you?

Ed Norton: I'm a specialist. It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man.

Ralph Kramden: Yeah, but Spider-Man won't let us get our asses beat down in a pool hall.

Alice Kramden: You are certifiable, you know that? You ought to have your head examined!

Ralph Kramden: I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States, and you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothing!

[Realizing what he said]

Ralph Kramden: Uh...

Ralph Kramden: Ah ah ah ah ah! Take the wife, leave the french toast!