Ralph Hapschatt Quotes in Shock Treatment (1981)
Ralph Hapschatt Quotes:
Macy Struthers: Like a good-time girl, I'm gonna try some new tricks.
Ralph Hapschatt: This could be the start of a whole new career.
Macy Struthers: Got a deep plum lipstick and some therapeutics.
Ralph Hapschatt: This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here.
Betty Hapschatt: Oh, Ralph.
Ralph Hapschatt: Yeah?
Betty Hapschatt: SHOVE IT!
Ralph Hapschatt: [Making an introduction on TV] Ladies and gentlemen: Denton's own, America's pride, the world's example: Janet, the sensation of the planet.
Ralph Hapschatt: [solemnly] Ladies and gentlemen... the president.
Neely Pritt: The President's here!
Irwin Lapsey: [enters dramatically] Hi. I'm Irwin Lapsey, president of Lapsey Autos.
[everyone sits down]
Bert Schnick: [to himself] They should be sent to the Danube at dawn.
Ralph Hapschatt: What?
Bert Schnick: Just... memories.
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