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  • Ralph Coleman: Uh oh! Is that the killer weed with the roots from hell?

  • Ralph Coleman: Gentlemen, spoils of war!

    [he holds up a dirty jar of the poachers' moonshine]

    Marty Adler: You're not actually going to drink that, are you?

    Ralph Coleman: When a man needs a drink, he needs a drink!

    [he takes a hearty swig]

    Ralph Coleman: Burned the hair off my tongue!

  • Al Coleman: You know why I like hunting?

    Ralph Coleman: Keeps you away from your wife.

    [the camp errupts in laughter]

    Al Coleman: That's one good thing. But it's like a cross-section of life. Your brains and your balls against whatever's out there.

  • Al Coleman: I mean is this good or what? I could stay out here the rest of my life with buddies like you!

    Ralph Coleman: Sure, if you had a restaurant, bar, and a whorehouse out back, you might last a week!

  • Ralph Coleman: [Mason and David are walking the poachers out of camp at gunpoint] Pick up a few bars of that Irish Spring the next time you're in town! What a stink!

    Al Coleman: Yeah, we'll cripple you for life if you come back here again. These are my woods!

    Ralph Coleman: Al, your woods are full of maggots!

  • Ralph Coleman: [the hunters find the mutilated body of a game warden hung from a tree] Holy mother of God!

    Marty Adler: We're screwed!

    Mason Rand: Like hell we are!

    Marty Adler: They're gonna kill us! We're all gonna...

    Mason Rand: Shut up, Marty, God-dammit! How long since the wardens took the poachers out of here, David?

    David Rand: Three hours?

    Ralph Coleman: We gotta get out of her right now! They could be any place around here!

    Mason Rand: Listen, Ralph, if they knew where we were, we'd be fighting them right this minute. It's not all bad if we handle ourselves and don't fucking panic!

    Al Coleman: Look, if we can get back to that Bronco, I can get us out of here.

    Mason Rand: No. They're probably hitting the camp right now. They're not going to let us out of here alive Al, they can't do that.

    Ralph Coleman: I thought this was over with... it's just beginning!

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