Raji Quotes in Be Cool (2005)


Raji Quotes:

  • Raji: Man in the suit. You in town for some kind of convention?

    Chili Palmer: No, but if I was, you'd be the man to see, am I right?

    Raji: Why would you say something like that?

    Chili Palmer: The way you're dressed, you're either a pimp or a limo driver.

    Raji: We've got jokes? You some kind of a weak-ass comedian?

    Chili Palmer: Raji, look at me.

    Raji: I'm looking at you, man!

    Chili Palmer: You say you're looking at me, but are you really looking at me?

    Raji: I'm really looking at you. You got something stupid to say? Say it, so I can be done with you.

    Chili Palmer: Linda's quit. She's out of The Chicks

    Raji: Man, miss me with that. She's got five years left in her contract.

    Chili Palmer: Well, I've just canceled it.

    Raji: You come walking out of the dark. Who are you supposed to be?

    Chili Palmer: I'm the one setting you straight. I'm Linda's new manager.

  • Raji: Why're you tripping on me, Elliot? Are you still crying over that Chili Palmer shit?

    Elliot Wilhelm: No. He just said... he said he was gonna to call me, that's all.

    Raji: And did he call you back? He's just messing your head, man! Ain't no Samoan faggot going by the name of Elliot Wilhelm is gonna make it to the big screen! Raising a goddamn eyebrow. I understand shit like this cause I ain't a homo. Once you turn faggot, you lose all the self respect. You're not wired right!

    [Elliot suddenly brakes the car hard]

    Raji: Man, what the hell you stopping the car for? What are you doing? Get your ass back in the car!

    Elliot Wilhelm: I'm going to kick your ass!

    Raji: Steering wheel's in the front of the car, fool! What's up, what?

    Elliot Wilhelm: You say it again and I quit!

  • Sin LaSalle: Hello.

    Raji: Sin LaSalle?

    Sin LaSalle: Yeah, who wants to know?

    Raji: Shut your punk ass mouth! NTL owes you 300 large, right? Chili Palmer was going to pay you, but Nick Carr says, "Sin LaSalle? Man, I wouldn't give my money to that Alabama porch monkey!"

    Sin LaSalle: Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

    Raji: Man, you heard me, fool! He told Chili go give him the 300 grand instead in exchange for some goddamn contract and what not. Look man, you want your chips? Do you want your chips? Then you best see Nick Carr. C.A.R.

    Sin LaSalle: If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

    Raji: I'm the one schooling you, son!

  • [from trailer]

    [to Elliot Wilhelm]

    Raji: Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it.

    [Elliot threatens to punch him]

    Raji: I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, it's gonna be that.

  • Raji: What's up? It's Raji.

    Nick Carr: Hey, Lowenthal. Joe Loop was supposed to kill Chili Palmer. Instead, he killed some goddamn Russian!

    Raji: For real?

    Nick Carr: You two better work this shit out or your ass is next. Stupid ass.

  • Nick Carr: You hit the goddamn hit man.

    Raji: The man was bad in his job, man!

    Nick Carr: Yeah. Just like you, stupid ass!

  • Sin LaSalle: Your man here says you got our money.

    Raji: I can explain it to you!

    Nick Carr: Raji said that?

    Raji: It's a misunderstanding!

    Sin LaSalle: Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now, from my understanding, Chili Palmer took that money and gave it to you for some goddamn contract.

    Nick Carr: Raji said that? He's full of shit!

    Sin LaSalle: Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

    Raji: Come on man, easy!

    Nick Carr: Don't land on my Porsche.

  • Raji: Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.

  • Raji: Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you.

  • Chili Palmer: [after seeing Raji in a Mink covered coat and hat] Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy.

    Raji: Man, don't be comin' in here pretendin' you know anything about rap.

    Chili Palmer: Oh, but I know more about rap than you do. I bet you don't even know who the Sugarhill Gang is.

    Raji: But, I know who the Bust Da Cap In Yo Ass Gang is.

  • Edie Athens: [Upon calling Linda] Hey Linda...

    Raji: Do I sound like Linda, biatch?

    Edie Athens: Yo, Vanilla Ice, just put her on the damn phone...!

    Raji: Miss Moon is about way to go on stage right now. Wanna talk to her, it is best to wait after the show. BIAIAAATCH!

  • Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!

  • Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?

    Cecilia: Too metal.

    Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.

    Cecilia: Too college radio.

    Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.

    Cecilia: Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name.

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