Raj Quotes in Premium Rush (2012)

Wilee: I do not carry drug shit, or whatever the hell this is!

Raj: It's not drugs, it can't be drugs. It's from a highly respected East Coast college.

[covers phone, turns to Tito]

Raj: It's probably drugs.

Tito: Yep.

Vanessa: I need a flashmob like two minutes ago!

Raj: [picks up the phone] Time to call in the cavalry.

Raj: What is it with this envelope? People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it. It's like cigarettes or Democrats.

Raj: You are so consistent, Veer!

Raj: The amalgamation before the fluctuation and ramification of the constitutional ambiguity and the judicial paradoxical position can be a verbal turmoil.

Casino manager: He's right!

Raj: A frame-up doesn't mean he's innocent. The kids could have framed a guilty man.

Minnie: He says he doesn't have anything that'd help us.

Alan Dershowitz: You with me?

Sarah: Paydirt.

Raj: What's paydirt?

Alan Dershowitz: He's a lawyer. If he really didn't have anything, he'd give it to us. But there's something there, and he's going to fight like hell to hold onto it.

Raj: I agree von Bülow is guilty, but then, that's the fun - that's the challenge.

Alan Dershowitz: Now THERE is a lawyer.

Sarah: He had a gorgeous mistress and he went with an ugly whore?

Raj: You know, there are some things even mistresses won't do.

Alan Dershowitz: Like what?

Raj: I am not telling.

Raj: Nina, I hope that full plate is not a reflection on the food.

Nina: Oh no, it's lovely, Raj. It's just... I'm not very hungry.

Sanjay: Lovely?

[... ]

Sanjay: Come on, Nina. Be more specific than that. Tell us what you really think.

Nina: [tastes it]

Sanjay: I mean, don't rush it, mind you. Take your time. Wouldn't want you to make another snap decision. - Well?

Nina: Technically it's very good.

Sanjay: Technically.

Nina: But there's something missing.

Sanjay: Missing.

Suman: Nina!

Nina: All the ingredients are there, I can taste all the flavors. It's just... there's something... I don't know... It's the chemistry, it's not quite right.

Raj: [playing chess in the park] Anyway, I have to go to karate camp.

Reggie: That sounds awful.

Raj: Why on earth does Dad think I need to learn karate?

Reggie: Maybe because you're constantly getting your ass kicked.

Raj: What I'd really like to do is this hip-hop dance camp.

Reggie: That should do wonders for your profile... Don't do that.

Raj: Easy for you to say. You get to sit in the park all day with your hot-as-hell nanny.

Raj: [to Annie about her parents] They will not be able to hear you, but they will be able to feel you.