Rain Quotes in Resident Evil (2002)

[Matt and Spence are helping Rain]

Rain: When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.

Matt: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.

[Alice points her gun at Rain]

Rain: I'm not dead yet.

[Rain takes the gun from Alice]

Rain: I think I'll take this back.

Alice: I could kiss you, you bitch!

[Rain and J.D. have just fought off a zombie]

J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?

Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.

Alice: There's a cure!

[to Rain]

Alice: You're gonna be alright!

Rain: I was beginning to worry.

Rain: I don't want to be one of those things. Walking around without a soul.

Rain: Your boyfriend's a real asshole.

Red Queen: Even in death the human body still is active. Hair and finger nails continue to grow, new cells are produced, and the brain itself holds a small electrical charge that takes months to dissipate. The T-virus provides a massive jolt, both to cellular growth, and to those trace electrical impulses. Put quite simply, it reanimates the body.

Rain: It brings the dead back to life?

Red Queen: Not fully. The subjects have the simplest of motor functions. Perhaps a little memory, but virtually no intelligence. They're driven by the basest of impulses, the most basic needs.

Mr. White: Which is?

Red Queen: The need to feed.

Rain: That homicidal bitch killed my team.

Alice: That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.

Rain: All the people that were working here are dead.

Spence: Well, that isn't stopping them from walking around.

Rain: She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean outta me.

Rain: No pressure, guys.

Matt: [held down] You can't do this!

Rain: [removing gas mask] Blow me.

Kaplan: [the team runs towards Rain after hearing gunshots] What was all the shooting?

Rain: We found a survivor.

Kaplan: And you shot him?

Rain: She was crazed. She bit me.

Spence: [J.D. enters a code to open a secured door] You got it?

J.D.: See how easy that was?

Kaplan: [the door opens only to find a room extremely full of the undead flesh-eating zombies] Shit!

Rain: [yells] J.D., no! Grab my hand and hold it real tight!

J.D.: Don't let me go!

J.D.: [the zombies pulls J.D. back; Rain lets him go] RAIN! FUCK! NO!

[zombies chomping and devouring; J.D. screaming]

Rain: Why didn't you tell us about the antivirus?

Red Queen: This long after infection, there was no guarantee it would work.

Rain: But there's a chance... right?

Red Queen: I don't deal in chance.

[letting blood from her wounded hand drip down onto the zombies below them]

Rain: Yeah, you like how I taste, don't you?

Becky: I met your sister.

Rain: What?

Becky: She's not very nice.

Rain: You can't kill me.

Alice: I don't have to.

[Alice shoots the ice at Rain's feet, she falls in with the Las Plagas Undead]

Alice: You two made it! Thought I was the only one that survived. What is this place, and why is everything in Russian? And what's with the S&M getup?

Alice: [pulls out a gun] You know how to use this?

Rain: I campaigned for gun control.

[Alice puts the gun in Rain's hand]

Rain: No, I don't think you understand. I marched against the NRA.

Alice: Concentrate. It's just like a camera. Point and shoot.

[Rain fires at a marble pillar]

Alice: Congratulations. You're officially a badass.

Alice: There's a child here.

Rain: Your problem, not ours.

Alice: All heart. You haven't changed a bit.

Rain: I don't know you lady.

Rain: I'm coming for you!

Alice: Good luck with that.

Rain: Where'd you find these guys?

Rain: My squads have already claimed thousands of innocent souls on Earth.

Motaro: And I will claim billions.

Sheeva: By now you'd be behind bars on display in a zoo.

Motaro: If those bars could keep me away from you, Sheeva, I would welcome them!

Shao Kahn: Silence! What is your report?

Rain: Two of earth's best warriors have already been taken. Kabal and Stryker.

Shao Kahn: Tell me, did you make them beg for the lives before you destroyed them?

Rain: But, Master, I thought if I let them live...

Shao Kahn: I have no use for excuses! Rain, this will never happen again.

Rain: It will never happen again.

[from trailer]

Rain: What are you doing here?

Blue: Ice... Cream.

Rain: You came here for Ice Cream?

Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.

Rain: Well, I'm worth it.

Rain: I just think that maybe I... I could've been threatened by certain things in the book.

Gabe: Like what, you know...?

Rain: Um, some of the attitudes towards women and your ideas on life.

Gabe: You told me you love the book.

Rain: I do. I do love it, yeah.

Gabe: What were your criticisms?

Rain: Um, nothing.

Gabe: No, tell me. Tell me what your criticisms were.

Rain: I was a little disappointed, I guess, with, ah, with some of your attitudes.

Gabe: Like what? What attitudes?

[Rain sighs]

Gabe: With what?

Rain: The way your people just casually have affairs like that, that's...

Gabe: Well, the book doesn't condone affairs. You know, I'm exaggerating for comic purposes.

Rain: Yeah, I mean but are our choices really between chronic dissatisfaction and suburban drudgery?

Gabe: No, but, you know, that's how I... I'm deliberately distorting it, you know, 'cause I'm trying to show how hard it is to be married and...

Rain: Well, you have to be careful not to trivialize with things like that.

Gabe: Well, Jesus, I... I hope I haven't.

Rain: Well, the way your... your lead character views women, it's so retrograde. It's so shallow, you know?

Gabe: What are you talking... You told me you... you know, that... you told me it was a great book.

Rain: Yeah, it's wonderful. And I never said great. I said it's brilliant, and it's alive, and... You know, that's not what I'm... We're not arguing about whether it's brilliant or not. I'm, you know... Triumph of the Will was a great movie, but you despise the ideas behind it.

Gabe: What... what are you saying, now? You despise my ideas?

Rain: No, I don't despise them. All right, that... that example was wrong.

[pause]

Rain: OK, isn't it beneath you as a mature thinker, I mean, to allow your lead character to waste so much of this emotional energy obsessing over this psychotic relationship with a woman that you fantasize as powerfully sexual and inspired when, in fact, she was pitifully sick?

Gabe: Look, let's stop this right now because I don't need a lecture on maturity or writing from a 20-year-old twit.

Rain: I spent five days searching for the perfect word to describe the husband and that's when I came up with "apucious".

Gabe: Apucious. I looked it up in the dictionary but I couldn't find it.

Rain: Yeah, I know. I made it up.

Gabe: Oh, really.

Rain: Yeah. I thought it described him perfectly.

Rain: I don't think I'm ready to have a baby.