Rahul Quotes in Chennai Express (2013)

Rahul: Don't underestimate the power of the common man.

Rahul: Tingu, sir, what I'm saying is peace, love, friendship, Gandhi.

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Rahul, I know there's a little problem.

Rahul: A little problem? The fight has been fixed for tonight with that TV tower Tingu, and your father also wants to find out who amongst the two of us is stronger.

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Strong?

Rahul: Strong?

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Then what will you do, Rahul?

Rahul: I will commit suicide. I will consume poison, tie a noose around my neck and be run over by the Chennai Express.

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: No.

Rahul: The train is calling me.

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Rahul! Rahul!

Rahul: Okay.

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Don't panic.

Rahul: But he's so tall!

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: I will make a plan to run away tonight.

Rahul: He's very hairy and scary!

Meenamma Lochini Azhagusundaram: Till then you remain normal.

Rahul: I will sleep on the bed because I am your spouse, your husband, your mate and don't they say that there is no business like show-her business. Come on Meenamma let us sleep-amma.

Rahul: I had just brought a matchstick, but you have set everything on fire.

Rahul: I had never expected that you'll kill your own brother.

Rahul: I don't know anything, sir. Just help us get out of here.

Rahul: Why... why did you... why did you kill my son?

Rahul: I can't understand one thing, sir. We've come here to lodge a complaint, but why aren't you lodging the complaint?

Rahul: You are big. Whatever you say, is right.

Rahul: I only had to create a rift between you brothers.

Rahul: Sir, just help me and my family get out of this place. Can you do this much for me?

Rahul: What are doing this, please remove this and let me do my work!

Rahul: Bhola is gone, up!

Rahul: You've such a smart handsome like me, don't you think of taking some advantage?

[Nisha is dressing when Rahul bursts in]

Rahul: [searching her room] Hey, Nisha, have you seen my cassette? It has a very important music piece on it, I think I left it somewhere in your room... Where the hell is the cassette?

Nisha: Rahul, you have no manners! Don't you know you're supposed to knock before coming into a room where a girl is dressing?

Rahul: Girl? What girl?

Nisha: ME! Stop it, Rahul, I'm serious!

Rahul: Hey, relax, I know very well that you're a girl! Besides, you also had come into MY room when I had nothing on...

Nisha: That's different!

Rahul: How so?

Nisha: Oh, shut up!

[Nisha is shopping for clothes with Rahul, and has draped several possible purchases over him, making Rahul look like a human clothes-hanger]

Rahul: [talking to a man noticing him] Are you shopping? Alone? VERY GOOD! Don't ever go shopping with a girl!

[first lines]

Rahul: What is love?

Pooja: Love?... Love is life.

[while Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday, Pooja begs Ajay to tell her about a girl he likes]

Ajay: Okay, okay, okay... You see that waiter serving water?

[He points to a waiter serving glasses of water]

Pooja: Yeah?

Ajay: Well, if he comes here with a glass of water, I'll tell you all about her!

[They watch the waiter - soon, there is only one glass left on his tray... ]

Pooja: Oh my God... Excuse me, a glass of water please!

Ajay: That's cheating!

Pooja: So what? Everything is fair in love and war!

[the waiter brings her a glass of water]

Rahul: [passes by, takes the glass] Thank YOU!

Pooja: HEY!

Ajay: [laughing] Everything is fair in love and war!

Ajay, Pooja, Nisha, Rahul: [singing] Dil to pagal hai / dil deewana hai... the heart is crazy / the heart is mad...

Rahul: [showing Nisha a shirt she selected and he's tried on] Okay? Happy?

[Nisha starts laughing at Rahul]

Rahul: What's so funny?

Nisha: Where are your jeans?

Nisha: I won't dance for your play!

Rahul: So what? We'll get another dancer and replace you!

Nisha: Ah, go on! There's no dancer as good as I am!

[cut to Pooja dancing]

[standing in the rain]

Rahul: Pooja... when you laugh...

Pooja: Listen, I know I look good...

Rahul: No, when you laugh, it starts to rain...

[He grabs her umbrella and hurls it away]

Rahul: [dropping Pooja home late] I hope your uncle is asleep, so we won't have to listen to his singing...

[Pooja laughs]

[Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday]

Rahul: [at the bar] Okay, everybody, tequila time!

Nisha: [coming over] What are you all drinking?

Rahul: Tequila!

Nisha: Can I have a drink?

Rahul: No, only men are able to drink this stuff! You go back and sit down there!

Nisha: No, give me a drink!

Rahul: Hey, Nisha, don't bother us, just go and sit down!

Nisha: Rahul, today is my birthday...

Rahul: Oh... happy birthday!

Nisha: Thank you... I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, understand?

Rahul: Nisha... okay, it's your birthday! Waiter, bring one more glass...

[All the members of the troupe line up, glasses ready in their hands]

Rahul: Okay, 1... 2... 3... GO!

[Everyone downs three tequilas - and make faces, trying to adjust to the alcohol. Rahul is the only one unaffected by the tequila]

Rahul: [laughing at Nisha] Ha! What did I tell you? Girls aren't able to handle this stuff!

[Nisha suddenly starts giggling drunkenly]

Nisha: One more!

Rahul: [to himself] Rahul, you're dead!...

Nisha: [raving at God and throwing rocks in every direction] YOU ARE BAD! YOU ARE BAD! What have I ever done to deserve this? You are bad! You are bad!

[Rahul grabs and holds her arms to make her stop]

Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...

Nisha: Rahul, please don't say sorry, otherwise I'll cry...

Rahul: I'm sorry, Nisha...

[Nisha slowly sags against Rahul and silently starts crying]

Rahul: Rahul... Naam toh suna hoga

Rahul: Suno...

Arohi Stirke: Kya?

Rahul: Kuch nai... bas yun hi.

Rahul: Pyar, Mohabbat, Aashiqui lafzon ke siwa aur kuch nahin, par jab woh mili iyn lafzon ko mayne milgaey.

Rahul: Pyaar mazaak nahi hota, lekin meri zindagi hai.

Arohi Stirke: Agar itna hi darr tha to itne paas kyu aaye tum? door hi rehna tha na.

Rahul: Arey ye hi to baat hai. Jab tum nahi thi to mera dushman tab mai hi tha, iske pehle mai tumhara ban jau JUST GO AWAY.

Rahul: [Rahul has accidentaly smashed his finger with the hammer and has run to Indu for a bandage]

[whimpering]

Rahul: Mummy!

Indu: I AM NOT YOUR MUMMY!