Rafe Guttman Quotes in Bordello of Blood (1996)
Rafe Guttman Quotes:
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Rafe Guttman: You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
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[talking to a she-vampire]
Rafe Guttman: I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.
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Zeke: Step outside!
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
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Rafe Guttman: I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt!
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[On the phone with his ex-wife]
Rafe Guttman: I gotta go. Fuck you.
[hangs up]
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[Zeke's shot knocks a beer onto a girl]
Rafe Guttman: Six pack in the side cleavage!
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[Rafe is trying to gain access to the whorehouse, which is disguised as a funeral home]
Rafe Guttman: I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.
McCutheon: I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
Rafe Guttman: I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.
McCutheon: Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW.
Rafe Guttman: Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD.
McCutheon: I'm so sorry.
Rafe Guttman: And if I don't grieve right now - maybe even grieve two or three times - I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?
McCutheon: Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private - with a box of tissues!
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Rafe Guttman: I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
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Rafe Guttman: Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake."
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Tamara: Guess where you just landed, lover?
Rafe Guttman: Larry Flynt's id?
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[seeing a televangelist's glitzy chapel]
Rafe Guttman: Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton.
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Rafe Guttman: Sorry Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore.
Caleb: Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis.
Rafe Guttman: Katherine, run from your brother.
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[a vampire bursts into flames after being squirted with Holy water]
Rafe Guttman: Cha-Ching!
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