Radio DJ Quotes in Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Radio DJ: [Pee-wee goes to a radio station to post a $10,000 reward for the recovery of his bike] Well, that is some story Pee-wee and with the kind of reward money you're offering, I'm sure a lot of our listeners will be searching.

Pee-wee: Oh, my name's engraved on the back of the seat. That's Pee-wee Herman. P-E-E,

Francis: [turns off radio] That does it! He just won't let up. I changed my mind. I don't want the stupid bike anymore.

Francis' Accomplice: Well, a deal's a deal. So... fork over my money for lifting it for you... Buxton!

Francis: [Pays his friend] Here. Take the bike with you. Just get rid of it.

Francis' Accomplice: [Takes some more money from Francis] That'll cost you extra. See you later sucker!

Radio DJ: This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever...

[the airplane zooms overhead the building, knocking the radio antenna down, and the signal goes dead]

Radio DJ: We've reached number twelve on the top 500 of all time, according to... me, alright? So don't bother calling in. This time, it's my choice.

Radio DJ: It's hard to tell if loneliness is more dangerous than company. To be alone is to risk sanity. To be with someone is to risk life.

[pause]

Radio DJ: It is better to be a crazy loner than to have company six-feet under.