Rabbi Lewis Quotes in Keeping the Faith (2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: How upset are they?

Rabbi Lewis: Let's just say they're less than thrilled.

Larry Friedman: [after cut to new scene] To be honest, we're less than thrilled.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Ok, with what specifically?

Larry Friedman: With what specifically. Well, with guided meditation specifically, with stand up comedy sermons specifically, with your loose improvisational style specifically.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Ok, with people actually enjoying services? People showing up at all?

Larry Friedman: To be serenaded by the Harlem freaking gospel choir?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: At least they were praying.

Rabbi Lewis: It was a hell of an Ein Keloheinu, Lar.

Larry Friedman: It's not kosher, Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Larry, what does that mean?

Larry Friedman: You have to ask me what kosher means? Study your gemara.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Rabbi Lewis! Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis: Good to see you again Miss Riley.

Anna Riley: Good to see you again Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis: You missed our last class.

Anna Riley: I know, I'm sorry, I thought I was leaving town.

Rabbi Lewis: [to Jake] Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Anna Riley: I would love to start up again if that's all right with you.

Rabbi Lewis: I'd be delighted. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got some dancing to do.