Quincey Quotes in Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977)
Max: Patience, Quincey.
Quincey: You tell that to the guard. He'll be here in two minutes.
Max: Right on schedule. Just ten steps to six million dollars.
Quincey: One step to Devil's Island, if anything touches that floor.
Max: Excuse me, sir. There's some very impressive racing cars here, but I don't seem to see the little Volkswagen.
Showroom MC: Ah, you mean the Douglas car. It will be here. Patience, my friend, patience.
Quincey: If one more person says "patience" to me, I'll - ...
[Max taps his shoulder]
Max: We better have it now, because if we don't turn up with that diamond, Double X is going to mark the spot where we're buried.
Quincey: [sees Herbie finally arriving] Here, here. Don't dig our graves just yet.
Jim Douglas: I, I hate to mention this again... but I heard some clunking...
Wheely Applegate: You mean that nonsense about the gas tank?
Jim Douglas: Yeah, that's...
Wheely Applegate: All right, let's get it straight, once and for all... who the mechanic is around here, okay? You say it's the gas tank, and I say it isn't the gas tank. You see? It isn't the gas tank. It's this... rock that was in the gas tank.
Jim Douglas: Hold it! There's only one kind of rock that glistens like that.
Wheely Applegate: Well, sure, quartz. You can find millions of'em around any quarry in Philly.
Jim Douglas: But... not one that's worth... 6,000,000 bucks.
Wheely Applegate: Huh?
Jim Douglas: L 'etoile dejoie.
Wheely Applegate: The tall, the what?
Jim Douglas: Etoile dejoie.
Wheely Applegate: [Gasps] Oh, wow! That's...
Wheely Applegate: That's the biggest hunk of diamond I've ever seen in my life.
Jim Douglas: What I don't understand is how it - The black sedan!
Wheely Applegate: Huh? Where?
Jim Douglas: No, no, no. They're the ones that robbed the museum. Don't you see? They weren't trying to knock us out of the race. They were trying to get this out of Herbie.
Max: [But suddenly coming behind] Thank you for helping us, gentlemen, and up with your hands.
Quincey: You gave us the slip for the last time.
Max: We'll take the rock.
Wheely Applegate: [Clearing throat] I don't suppose you'd believe that was just a big hunk of quartz.
Max: [Chuckles] The rock. Let me have it.
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