Queen Narissa Quotes in Enchanted (2007)

Queen Narissa: [transforms into a dragon] If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!

Robert: [pushes Giselle further behind him] Over my dead body!

Queen Narissa: [shrugs] Alright, I'm flexible.

[grabs Robert instead]

Queen Narissa: [Giselle climbs towards her] Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It's the brave little princess coming to the rescue.

Queen Narissa: [looking at Robert] I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?

[after seeing Giselle being reawakened by true love's kiss]

Ballroom Lady #1: Wasn't that lovely?

Ballroom Lady #2: I agree. So much better than last year's show.

Queen Narissa: No! The most powerful thing in the world? Ha! I don't think so. You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!

Robert: [struggling to break free of her grasp] You're crazy!

Queen Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.

Queen Narissa: [after being accused of poisoning Giselle] Why would I ever align myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about it. Why...?

Prince Edward: Silence! You lying, murderous wretch! When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as queen will be over!

Queen Narissa: Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?

Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means, but you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa. I will see to it.

Nathaniel: [talking on the phone while in a taxi cab] No, uh... I've always treated her like a queen, but... lately I'm starting to feel there's this whole other side to her, like I... I don't even know her anymore.

Radio Therapist: [over the radio] I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.

Queen Narissa: [peeks in through open taxi cab window] Hello, Worthless. Miss me?

Queen Narissa: We're coming to the end of our story now. Are you at the edge of your seat, Giselle? Just dying to know how it ends? How about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.

[repeated line]

Queen Narissa: Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!