Queen Carlotta Quotes in Desperate Living (1977)
Queen Carlotta Quotes:
Queen Carlotta: Get out of my chambers, lesbians!
Queen Carlotta: [ordering the guards to gang rape Princess Coo-Coo] Seize her and fuck her.
Queen Carlotta: [surveying her subjects as they participate in her own self-enforced "Backwards Day"] Look at those dummies! Hey, moron! You got your clothes on backwards! Ha ha ha! Oh, God, this is fun! Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!
Shotsie: Ewww, that senile old cunt!
Mole McHenry: I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens.
Flipper: I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole!
Muffy St. Jacques: Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?
Queen Carlotta: Every word I ever utter shall be considered a royal proclamation!
Queen Carlotta: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch! Take it off! Come on, let's see some ass! Yeah! Yeah! Strip faster! Let's see some private areas! Ohhhh I see London, I see France! Spread those legs, baby! I want meat and potatoes! Yeahhhh! A Hollywood loaf! Yessssirrreee! Come on over here with that thing! You're a wicked little boy getting me all heated up, aren't you? I'm going to have to give you a spanking!
Queen Carlotta: [giving one of her nude guards a spanking] This will teach you to arouse royalty.
Queen Carlotta: Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
Zander U. Parkhurst: Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!
Queen Carlotta: Have you never thought seriously of marriage?
Zander U. Parkhurst: Certainly! That's why I'm single.
Queen Carlotta: Ah - love - love is intoxication...
Zander U. Parkhurst: Yeah, and marriage is the hangover!
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