Putney Swope Quotes in Putney Swope (1969)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Putney Swope Quotes:

  • Putney Swope: Rockin' the boat's a drag. You gotta sink the boat!

  • Photographer: I'll do it for nothing - I need the work!

    Putney Swope: I can get anybody for nothing. Take a walk!

  • Mr. Victrola Cola: I got this great window cleaner. Cleans good and doesn't streak. Smells bad, though. Cleans good, but smells bad.

    Putney Swope: As a window cleaner, forget it. Put soybeans in it and market it as a soft drink in the ghetto. We'll put a picture of a rhythm and blues singer on the front and call it Victrola Cola.

  • Mrs. Swope: I'm gonna bend your johnson, Swope!

    Putney Swope: I'm ready!

  • Reporter: Mr. Swope, did you sleep with your wife before you were married?

    Putney Swope: Not a wink.

  • Putney Swope: I'm all stacked up over LaGuardia and I ain't coming down for anyone, not even you.

  • Putney Swope: Are you for surreal?!

Browse more character quotes from Putney Swope (1969)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share