Puck Quotes in A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)


Puck Quotes:

  • [Last lines]

    Puck: If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.

  • Puck: Up and down, up and down, / I will lead them up and down. / I am feared in field and town. / Goblin lead them up and down.

  • Puck: Six beers enter. No beers leave!

  • Puck: Lord, what fools these mortals be!

  • Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: [Puck is leading Demetrius astray through a fog] Lysander! Speak again! You runaway. You coward. Are you fled?

    Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?

  • Puck: I'm so glad I met you.

    Puck: It was sublime.

    Puck: Delightful.

    Puck: I'll be in touch.

  • Jenny Cross: Is that it?

    Puck: No, there's more.

  • Puck: Granola to the core, milady.

    Puck: Rendezvous back here, armed with supplies, Queen Jenny.

  • Puck: I don't think he's together enough to kill anyone.

    Puck: Dude wears shoes without laces so he doesn't have to tie them himself.

  • Jenny Cross: You know, I was born on Midsummer.

    Puck: And I am Puck.

    Puck: Sure you want to run away from us?

    Puck: Maybe we were meant to be.

    Puck: How 'bout I take you back to freak village and stand guard while you grab your stuff. Then we get in my car and drive.

    Puck: We can rob Qwik-E Marts. Like Natural Born Killers."

    Jenny Cross: That's a little overdramatic.

    Jenny Cross: I'm just another victim of divorce.

    Jenny Cross: All I need is a one way ticket bus ticket home, and a bilateral parentectomy.

  • Jenny Cross: Did you write that?

    Puck: Yes, for you.

    Jenny Cross: The part where it was my name only, right?

    Jenny Cross: Last week you sang it for Heidi, the week before it was Katt...

    Puck: Actually it was Stacy.

    Puck: And the week before that it was Kathleen...

  • Puck: There is a path in life that is open to all Americans: work hard; study hard; sacrafice your youth; succeed at all costs; but anyone can buy into that.

  • Puck: We might not know what we're for, but we know what we're against.

  • Puck: In this world there are joiners and there are doers, I happened to be a doer.

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