Pucci Quotes in Casanova (2005)

Pucci: A massive amount of fornication can lead to confusion.

Pucci: Heresy is what *I* say it is.

Pucci: Witchcraft!

Pucci's servant: Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.

Victoria: Bishop Pucci

Pucci: How can I help you my dear?

Victoria: I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.

Pucci: Tragic and most damnable. What was the name of this vile seducer?

Victoria: Giacomo Casanova. When Casanova came to my room and... robbed me... I fought for my honour

Pucci: Are you saying that you would be willing to give me the testimony that I need to hang him?

Victoria: Yes. But I would be worried about my reputation.

Pucci: Of course. But I think we could say if everything went according to plan we could return your reputation *and* your virginity to you.

Victoria: You could do that?

Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.

Pucci: Does your nurse enjoy executions?

Mother's Lover: Does the Pope have a balcony?

Pucci: Casanova bought a pig. Casanova took pig to Bruni house. Is anyone going to explain this?

Pucci: Aha! So we meet Casanova. I find it very hard to believe that THIS is what women want.

Pucci: Yes, you are! Not!

Pucci: Let's just say... they have a hunger for religion.

Pucci: We're here to discover heresy and criminal licentiousness. If there's bacon involved, I dread to imagine the depths of depravity we're going to find here in Venice.