Pub Owner Quotes in Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd (1952)

Pub Owner: Are you stupid?

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: No.

Pub Owner: A nincompoop?

[Puddin' shakes his head 'no.']

Pub Owner: Moronic?

[He again shakes his head]

Pub Owner: Idiotic?

[He again shakes his head and smiles]

Pub Owner: Imbecilic?

[Puddin' snickers]

Pub Owner: What are you laughing at?

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: You went right by me and didn't even know it.

Pub Owner: [as Puddin' and Rocky are entering the tavern] Wait a minute! The front doors are for gentlemen! The back door's for swine!

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: I'm no pig!

[Rocky shoves him toward the back door]