Psycho Quotes in Stripes (1981)

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Cruiser: I guess we're going after John and Russell. I can't believe they're Russian spies. Can you?

Psycho: All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

[Psycho has died and his ghost floats heavenward, activating the dip cannon as he does so]

Psycho: Bye-bye! Hee-hee!

'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley: [spits on Jimmy] you little shite, you try anything with that notice again and you

[pause]

'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley: are...

Psycho: Look out. Wirral

'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley: You'll be Dead!

Psycho: [shoves Jimmy] Later Grimble!

Eric Wirral: [shouts in the distance] Alright six-a-side!

Jimmy Grimble: [Jimmy's thought] Six-a-side? I'm on the bloody team. You don't have to be Einstein to work that one out. Well, sub at least. And that's worth getting a faceful of gob any day.

Psycho: I am impotent... and I like it!

Psycho: Don't strike me! I'm pregnant! I've been carrying my baby for FIVE months now!

Psycho: Ah, thank you very much what did you do to my motor? Where is my truck? What did you do with my truck?