Prostitute Quotes in Shanghai Knights (2003)
Prostitute Quotes:
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Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
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Prostitute: [to the cabdriver] Too bad you're not on welfare, I'd give you a freebie.
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Prostitute: Mister? How do you like it, Mister?
Sam Clayton: Without conversation.
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Sam Clayton: [holding up heroin tablets] You ever try this?
Prostitute: Mister, I've tried everything but confession.
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Prostitute: Sure I do, who could forget what she looked like? The way she was decked out in red she looked like a mini cardinal. She had good legs. Want me to describe her? Well, look at that! That's a funny looking thing! What is it? Hey, I'm talking to you, what is it?
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[Bill has picked up a prostitute]
Prostitute: You like me?
Bill: Yeah.
Prostitute: You very big.
Bill: I bet you say that to all the heroes.
Prostitute: Come, we lie down.
Bill: No, we stand.
Prostitute: You crazy?
Bill: Probably.
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Prostitute: I must be out of my mind. You're crazy!
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Prostitute: Put your faces on, girls! Here comes Smee!
Prostitute: Smee?
Prostitute: Smee!
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Prostitute: I'm safe, huh. No HIV.
Danny Archer: Ja, ja. I've heard that one before.
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Mark David Chapman: You don't have to be nervous. I'm not a weirdo. I just, uh... I wanted to be in the company of a woman tonight. I think tomorrow will be a very rough day for me.
[walks closer]
Mark David Chapman: You want a massage?
[pause]
Mark David Chapman: Take off your dress and get into bed.
Prostitute: Can... can we put on the radio?
Mark David Chapman: [after sex] I like your dress. I like the color.
[narration]
Mark David Chapman: Some things are hard to remember. I'm thinking now when the woman left, I just wanted to kill myself. I thought about just throwing myself out the goddamn window.
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Prostitute: [Seeing Roberta after she gets in the Police car] So how do the birds work?
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Kleinmann: Uh, I've... I've never paid for sex in my life.
Prostitute: Oh, you just think you haven't.
[laughs]
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Prostitute: The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
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Prostitute: This is Irmy, she's with the circus. She needs a place to flop tonight.
Prostitute: What do you do in the circus, huh?
Irmy: I'm a sword-swallower.
Prostitute: Oh, a sword-swallower, that's my specialty, too.
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Prostitute: May all your ups and downs be in bed.
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Prostitute: Care for a fuck, big boy?
Dexter: No thanks, just had one.
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prostitute: Tooroo, Normie!
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Prostitute: Rumba, the longer you touch it, the longer it gets.
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Prostitute: Let me go, you dirty bastard! Let me go, you son of a bitch! Goddamn bastard! Put me down! Let me go!
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Jimmy Wright: So what was going through your mind when I called you a nigger?
Prostitute: Just cost you an extra 50.
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Prostitute: Trouble, honey?
Commissario Giorgio Caneparo: No, diarrhea.
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Prostitute: Hi.
Luke Martin: Where's Adrian?
Prostitute: Couldn't make it. She asked me to take her place.
Luke Martin: I was kinda counting on Adrian.
Prostitute: I've been around this part of the pool before.
Luke Martin: With a gimp?
Prostitute: Yeah. A guy in Reno.
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Prostitute: Good evening, guv'nor. What is your desire tonight?
Erik Destler: Desire! What do you know of desire?
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Prostitute: I got *plans*, Emma.
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Tom: [Tom spots a stoned, dazed PROSTITUTE, 30, walk in, sits at a booth. He glances at the Prostitute muttering to herself then turns to Becky] Is she with you?
Brandi: No, she's not with me.
Tom: [He grabs a menu, goes to the Prostitute] Coffee?
Prostitute: [the Prostitute nods] And pancakes, with lots of strawberries.
Tom: That'll cost extra.
Prostitute: [She puts a twenty dollar bill on the table] And lots of syrup.
Tom: Yes, ma'am.
Brandi: [Becky studies the smeared make-up on the Prostitute then walks out]
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