Prostitute Quotes in Shanghai Knights (2003)

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Prostitute Quotes:

  • Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.

    Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.

  • Prostitute: [to the cabdriver] Too bad you're not on welfare, I'd give you a freebie.

  • Prostitute: Mister? How do you like it, Mister?

    Sam Clayton: Without conversation.

  • Sam Clayton: [holding up heroin tablets] You ever try this?

    Prostitute: Mister, I've tried everything but confession.

  • Prostitute: Sure I do, who could forget what she looked like? The way she was decked out in red she looked like a mini cardinal. She had good legs. Want me to describe her? Well, look at that! That's a funny looking thing! What is it? Hey, I'm talking to you, what is it?

  • [Bill has picked up a prostitute]

    Prostitute: You like me?

    Bill: Yeah.

    Prostitute: You very big.

    Bill: I bet you say that to all the heroes.

    Prostitute: Come, we lie down.

    Bill: No, we stand.

    Prostitute: You crazy?

    Bill: Probably.

  • Prostitute: I must be out of my mind. You're crazy!

  • Prostitute: Put your faces on, girls! Here comes Smee!

    Prostitute: Smee?

    Prostitute: Smee!

  • Prostitute: I'm safe, huh. No HIV.

    Danny Archer: Ja, ja. I've heard that one before.

  • Mark David Chapman: You don't have to be nervous. I'm not a weirdo. I just, uh... I wanted to be in the company of a woman tonight. I think tomorrow will be a very rough day for me.

    [walks closer]

    Mark David Chapman: You want a massage?

    [pause]

    Mark David Chapman: Take off your dress and get into bed.

    Prostitute: Can... can we put on the radio?

    Mark David Chapman: [after sex] I like your dress. I like the color.

    [narration]

    Mark David Chapman: Some things are hard to remember. I'm thinking now when the woman left, I just wanted to kill myself. I thought about just throwing myself out the goddamn window.

  • Prostitute: [Seeing Roberta after she gets in the Police car] So how do the birds work?

  • Kleinmann: Uh, I've... I've never paid for sex in my life.

    Prostitute: Oh, you just think you haven't.

    [laughs]

  • Prostitute: The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

  • Prostitute: This is Irmy, she's with the circus. She needs a place to flop tonight.

    Prostitute: What do you do in the circus, huh?

    Irmy: I'm a sword-swallower.

    Prostitute: Oh, a sword-swallower, that's my specialty, too.

  • Prostitute: May all your ups and downs be in bed.

  • Prostitute: Care for a fuck, big boy?

    Dexter: No thanks, just had one.

  • prostitute: Tooroo, Normie!

  • Prostitute: Rumba, the longer you touch it, the longer it gets.

  • Prostitute: Let me go, you dirty bastard! Let me go, you son of a bitch! Goddamn bastard! Put me down! Let me go!

  • Jimmy Wright: So what was going through your mind when I called you a nigger?

    Prostitute: Just cost you an extra 50.

  • Prostitute: Trouble, honey?

    Commissario Giorgio Caneparo: No, diarrhea.

  • Prostitute: Hi.

    Luke Martin: Where's Adrian?

    Prostitute: Couldn't make it. She asked me to take her place.

    Luke Martin: I was kinda counting on Adrian.

    Prostitute: I've been around this part of the pool before.

    Luke Martin: With a gimp?

    Prostitute: Yeah. A guy in Reno.

  • Prostitute: Good evening, guv'nor. What is your desire tonight?

    Erik Destler: Desire! What do you know of desire?

  • Prostitute: I got *plans*, Emma.

  • Tom: [Tom spots a stoned, dazed PROSTITUTE, 30, walk in, sits at a booth. He glances at the Prostitute muttering to herself then turns to Becky] Is she with you?

    Brandi: No, she's not with me.

    Tom: [He grabs a menu, goes to the Prostitute] Coffee?

    Prostitute: [the Prostitute nods] And pancakes, with lots of strawberries.

    Tom: That'll cost extra.

    Prostitute: [She puts a twenty dollar bill on the table] And lots of syrup.

    Tom: Yes, ma'am.

    Brandi: [Becky studies the smeared make-up on the Prostitute then walks out]

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