Professor Turner Quotes in My Best Friend's Girl (2008)

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Professor Turner Quotes:

  • Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

  • Professor Turner: The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!

  • Professor Turner: See I always knew your mom was the best it was ever going to get for me. And I never asked the more important question which is, was I the best it was ever going to get for her?

  • Professor Turner: One of my teaching assistants and a very, very hard working woman.

    [teaching assistant exits]

    Professor Turner: Last night I fucked her to within an inch of her life. True story. I'm champin' her, head through the headboard, and I flip her over and she screams give me a choker. I play the choir boy and say what's that? Starwiped her five minutes later and she's bugging like an epileptic at a strobe light convention. Now I'm getting scared and as I'm working out the 911 phone call in my head she goes

    [makes farting noise motioning away from mid section]

    Professor Turner: like an airbag. And that was Tuesday night.

  • Professor Turner: Making love? what is wrong with you? what is this some red book interview?

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