Professor Lowe Quotes in Jason X (2001)

[Rowan slaps the Professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]

Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.

Professor Lowe: No shit.

[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]

Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete!

[laughs it off]

Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya...

[Jason stares at him]

Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!

Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?

Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?

Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?

Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?

Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.

Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen right here on the ship.

Dieter Perez: You worked up a list of ownership?

Professor Lowe: No list. He's my find. He's... he's mine.

Dieter Perez: What about your students?

Professor Lowe: They're students; the educational experience will be enough.

Rowan: [sees Waylander with Jason's machete] Oh, whoa. Where did you get that?

Waylander: Uh, from your friend. The big guy with the hockey mask.

Rowan: You brought him onboard?

Professor Lowe: He's in the next lab. We're quite safe.

Rowan: Safe?

Professor Lowe: Our scans reveal him to be very dead.

Rowan: Could your scans be wrong? I think you just get rid of him, Professor. He's too dangerous.

Professor Lowe: Well, that would be irresponsible and foolhardy. He's a valuable scientific artifact that must be carefully preserved. Much like yourself.

Rowan: He is an unstoppable killing machine. He's not dead.

Professor Lowe: Believe me. He's definitely dead.

Rowan: Show me.

Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.

Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.