Professor Fate Quotes in The Great Race (1965)
Professor Fate Quotes:
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[repeated line]
Professor Fate: Push the button, Max!
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Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
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Professor Fate: What's next?
Max: Car number five, the engine falls out!
Professor Fate: Car number five! Ha ha ha ha!... Er, Max, we're number five.
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Max: Rise and shine, Professor.
Professor Fate: You rise! You shine!
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Cowboy: He's lucky Texas Jack ain't around... he'd gun that dude for sure!
Professor Fate: Pardon me, Mr. Pahd-nuh, who is this Texas Jack?
Cowboy: WHO'S TEXAS JACK?
Professor Fate: Who?
Cowboy: The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts... Lilly's his girl!
Professor Fate: Whoo, hoo, hoo... Lilly's his girl.
Max: Terrific...
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Professor Fate: [having beaten Leslie] I am king! I am THE King!
[sees Leslie and Maggie kissing]
Professor Fate: No, I'm not!
Max: What?
Professor Fate: I didn't beat him, he let me win! I can't win this way! I can only win one way, MY way! He let me win!
[angrily climbs on Leslie's car]
Professor Fate: You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's always white, your car that's always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!
Leslie: Get off my hood!
[crowd cheers]
Professor Fate: Another race!
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Professor Fate: What is the word for "friends"?
Maggie DuBois: Professor...
Professor Fate: Shut up!
Max: I don't know the language.
Professor Fate: Well, get the dictionary!
Max: Dictionary. Right.
[Max flips through the pages]
Max: I got it, I got it.
Professor Fate: What is it, what is it?
Max: [frowns] I can't pronounce it.
[Fate grabs the dictionary]
Professor Fate: Very simple. Dru... Druz...
Maggie DuBois: Druzya.
Professor Fate: Druzya...
[Fate and Max stare at Maggie]
Maggie DuBois: I speak, read, and write French... Russian... and Arabic.
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[On a melting iceberg]
Max: We gotta do something.
Professor Fate: Oh, don't worry. Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats, we're going to do plenty.
Max: Yeah? What?
Professor Fate: We're gonna starve!
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Max: Red sky. Gonna be a storm.
Professor Fate: What are you babbling about?
Max: Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning.
Professor Fate: Why, you simple-headed gherkin, do you know the chances of a storm in this part of the world at this time of the year?
Max: No, what?
Professor Fate: Hundred to one.
[a great thunderclap; it begins to pour rain]
Max: Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning!
Professor Fate: Why you idiot!
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Professor Fate: She's his Achilles heel, she's our ace in the hole - she must not be left behind!
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Professor Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.
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Professor Fate: [after a disaterously failed stunt] I'd like to see the great Leslie try THAT!
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Professor Fate: What'd I tell you? I said she'd win the race for us, the bubble-headed vixen!
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[repeated line]
Professor Fate: [shouts] Maaaax!
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[Fate's car is met by a group of austere villagers]
Max: You give 'em beads, that makes 'em friendly.
Professor Fate: Obviously, they don't know who I am.
[Fate stands up]
Professor Fate: I AM PROFESSOR FATE!
[the crowd is silent. Fate slinks back into his seat]
Max: Wanna try the beads?
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Professor Fate: Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up!
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Professor Fate: The world is mine!
Max: The world is ours!
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Max: [stumbling about in a blinding snowstorm] Professor, where are you?
Professor Fate: Behind the rock!
Max: Behind which rock?
[trips over Professor Fate]
Professor Fate: This rock, you idiot!
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Professor Fate: Thieves, brigands and cut-throats of all nations may hound us... but we are ready for them... we shall blast them into Kingdom Come.
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Professor Fate: [after another failed stunt] Well, there's another one Leslie can try on for size!
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Professor Fate: [inside Leslie's car with Max] My apologies, there's a polar bear in our car.
Leslie: If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear!
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