Professor Carter Quotes in Eaten Alive! (1980)
Professor Carter Quotes:
Professor Carter: Cannibals. Instead of buying frozen meat in the supermarket, they get theirs fresh from people like you. One way to solve the problem of starvation in the world.
Inspector Logan: Is this any time for wisecracks?
[In college, Evan turns in his psychology exam]
Professor Carter: So, how'd you do, Evan?
Evan: I don't know. I might have got some of the stories mixed up. Was it Pavlov that conditioned his dog to lick his nuts?
Professor Carter: [chuckles] You're a double psych major and a complete wise-ass.
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