Prof. Auguste Balls Quotes in Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)

Prof. Auguste Balls: [In reference to Cunny] He can whip you up a very nice suit with two pairs of pants while you wait; what do you say?

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: Uh... no, you see I'm investigating...

Prof. Auguste Balls: Of course you're investigating! You're a policeman. I knew that the moment you walked into my emporium: Your courage, your alertness, the way your eyes take in everything. I immediately said to myself "Balls, this is a policeman's policeman."

[Begins taking Sleigh's measurements]

Prof. Auguste Balls: [putting a fake nose on Clouseau] What do you think of that? Yes. I call this one, 'The Way We Were'. Do you like it? It's from our Streisand line.