Proctor Quotes in R.I.P.D. (2013)

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Proctor Quotes:

  • Proctor: Until they pop, they look like regular people, so no one except us knows they're monsters inside. You see, if you slip through the cracks, and stay on Earth after you die, your soul rots. They rot, the world rots. Global warming, black plague, bad cell reception, get it?

  • Proctor: A hundred-and-fifty-thousand people die every day. The system wasn't designed to handle that kind of volume.

  • Nick: What's with the Steely Dan?

    [Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan in the background]

    Proctor: No idea. It's always on. Seems to relax people.

  • Proctor: I know for a fact you can use a good recommendation on Judgement Day, okay? I think you're smelling what I'm selling.

  • Nick: I'm dead?

    Proctor: Let's be honest. Being a dirty cop is one of the higher shot-in-the-face percentage jobs.

  • Roy Pulsipher: I guess I could have bought you flowers once or twice.

    Proctor: [giving him an amorous look] I like violets.

  • Proctor: Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth!

  • [Mahoney talking to Captain Harris, who just ripped his pants trying to get over a fence]

    Mahoney: Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?

    Proctor: I mentioned that, just last week.

  • Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?

    Proctor: No sir what?

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Collection Of Pissants.

    [Proctor laughs]

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: That's not funny Proctor.

    Proctor: No sir.

  • Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor, this is an alley.

    Proctor: I know sir but these are the directions Mahoney gave me.

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney?

    Proctor: Yes he says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Well it damn sure better have!

    [they go inside]

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.

    Proctor: [sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster"] Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

    [laughs]

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Not funny you idiot!

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