Private the Penguin Quotes in Madagascar (2005)

[last lines]

Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?

Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

[all four penguins waving]

Private the Penguin: [landing in Antarctica] Well. This sucks.

Marty the Zebra: What are you guys doing?

Private the Penguin: We're digging to Antartica!

[Skipper smacks Private]

Marty the Zebra: An-who-tica?

Skipper the Penguin: Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?

[Marty looks around and nods]

Skipper the Penguin: Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?

[Marty shakes his head]

Skipper the Penguin: Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of wacked out conspiracy. We're going to the wide open spaces of Antarctica! To the wild!

Skipper the Penguin: Status.

Private the Penguin: [walking on the computer keyboard] It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.

Skipper the Penguin: Don't give me excuses!

[slapping Private]

Skipper the Penguin: Give me results!

[to Kowalski]

Skipper the Penguin: Navigation!

Skipper the Penguin: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.

Kowalski the Penguin: [In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line.

Skipper the Penguin: And the bad news?

Kowalski the Penguin: [laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel.

Skipper the Penguin: Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in.

Private the Penguin: And me, Skipper?

Skipper the Penguin: I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump.

Private the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!